Lay Morals, and Other PapersStevenson, Robert Louis
Philosophy
Lay Morals, and Other Papers
Stevenson, Robert Louis
Essays; Short stories
‘Yes,’ resumed Sam, ‘the North Mail was stopped by a single horseman;
dash my wig, but I admire him! There were four insides and two out, and
poor Tom Oglethorpe, the guard. Tom showed himself a man; let fly his
blunderbuss at him; had him covered, too, and could swear to that; but
the Captain never let on, up with a pistol and fetched poor Tom a bullet
through the body. Tom, he squelched upon the seat, all over blood. Up
comes the Captain to the window. “Oblige me,” says he, “with what you
have.” Would you believe it? Not a man says cheep!—not them. “Thy
hands over thy head.” Four watches, rings, snuff-boxes, seven-and-forty
pounds overhead in gold. One Dicksee, a grazier, tries it on: gives him
a guinea. “Beg your pardon,” says the Captain, “I think too highly of
you to take it at your hand. I will not take less than ten from such a
gentleman.” This Dicksee had his money in his stocking, but there was
the pistol at his eye. Down he goes, offs with his stocking, and there
was thirty golden guineas. “Now,” says the Captain, “you’ve tried it on
with me, but I scorns the advantage. Ten I said,” he says, “and ten I
take.” So, dash my buttons, I call that man a man!’ cried Sam in cordial
admiration.
‘Well, and then?’ says Mr. Archer.
‘Then,’ resumed Sam, ‘that old fat fagot Engleton, him as held the
ribbons and drew up like a lamb when he was told to, picks up his cattle,
and drives off again. Down they came to the “Dragon,” all singing like
as if they was scalded, and poor Tom saying nothing. You would ‘a’
thought they had all lost the King’s crown to hear them. Down gets this
Dicksee. “Postmaster,” he says, taking him by the arm, “this is a most
abominable thing,” he says. Down gets a Major Clayton, and gets the old
man by the other arm. “We’ve been robbed,” he cries, “robbed!” Down
gets the others, and all around the old man telling their story, and what
they had lost, and how they was all as good as ruined; till at last Old
Engleton says, says he, “How about Oglethorpe?” says he. “Ay,” says the
others, “how about the guard?” Well, with that we bousted him down, as
white as a rag and all blooded like a sop. I thought he was dead. Well,
he ain’t dead; but he’s dying, I fancy.’
‘Did you say four watches?’ said Jonathan.
‘Four, I think. I wish it had been forty,’ cried Sam. ‘Such a party of
soused herrings I never did see—not a man among them bar poor Tom. But
us that are the servants on the road have all the risk and none of the
profit.’
‘And this brave fellow,’ asked Mr. Archer, very quietly, ‘this
Oglethorpe—how is he now?’
‘Well, sir, with my respects, I take it he has a hole bang through him,’
said Sam. ‘The doctor hasn’t been yet. He’d ‘a’ been bright and early
if it had been a passenger. But, doctor or no, I’ll make a good guess
that Tom won’t see to-morrow. He’ll die on a Sunday, will poor Tom; and
they do say that’s fortunate.’
‘Did Tom see him that did it?’ asked Jonathan.
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