Lectures of Col. R. G. Ingersoll, Volume I: Including His Answers to the Clergy, His Oration at His Brother's Grave, Etc., Etc.Ingersoll, Robert Green
Religion
Lectures of Col. R. G. Ingersoll, Volume I: Including His Answers to the Clergy, His Oration at His Brother's Grave, Etc., Etc.
Ingersoll, Robert Green
Free thought
Ladies and Gentlemen: Fear is the dungeon of the mind, and superstition
is a dagger with which hypocrisy assassinates the soul. Courage is
liberty. I am in favor of absolute freedom of thought. In the realm of
the mind every one is monarch. Every one is robed, sceptered, and
crowned, and every one wears the purple of authority. I belong to the
republic of intellectual liberty, and only those are good citizens of
that republic who depend upon reason and upon persuasion, and only
those are traitors who resort to brute force.
Now, I beg of you all to forget just for a few moments that you are
Methodists, or Baptists, or Catholics, or Presbyterians, and let us for
an hour or two remember only that we are men and women. And allow me
to say "man" and "woman" are the highest titles that can be bestowed
upon humanity. "Man" and "woman." And let us if possible banish all
fear from the mind. Do not imagine that there is some being in the
infinite expanse who is not willing that every man and woman should
think for himself and herself. Do not imagine that there is any being
who would give to his children the holy torch of reason and then damn
them for following where the holy light led. Let us have courage.
Priests have invented a crime called "blasphemy," and behind that
crime hypocrisy has crouched for thousands of years. There is but one
blasphemy, and that is injustice. There is but one worship, and that
is justice.
You need not fear the anger of a God whom you cannot injure. Rather
fear to injure your fellow-men. Do not be afraid of a crime you cannot
commit. Rather be afraid of the one that you may commit.
There was a Jewish gentleman went into a restaurant to get his dinner,
and the devil of temptation whispered in his ear: "Eat some bacon."
He knew if there was anything in the universe calculated to excite the
wrath of the Infinite Being, who made every shining star, it was to see
a gentleman eating bacon. He knew it, and He knew the Infinite Being
was looking, and that he was the Infinite Eaves-dropper of the
universe. But his appetite got the better of his conscience, as it
often has with us all, and he ate that bacon. He knew it was wrong.
When he went into that restaurant the weather was delightful, the sky
was as blue as June, and when he came out the sky was covered with
angry clouds, the lightning leaping from one to the other, and the
earth shaking beneath the voice of the thunder. He went back into that
restaurant with a face as white as milk, and he said to one of the
keepers:
"My God, did you ever hear such a fuss about a little piece of bacon?"
As long as we harbor such opinions of Infinity; as long as we imagine
the heavens to be filled with such tyranny, so long the sons of men
will be cringing, intellectual cowards. Let us think, and let us
honestly express our thought.
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