“Saying: ‘Coming, P. Hazelton,’” interrupted Locke. “Of course, it
never occurred to you that there might be two Hazeltons. I have never
denied that my name is Hazelton, but I have denied repeatedly that it
is Paul Hazelton. It is Philip. Four years ago I pitched a few games
for the Princeton varsity in my junior year, but was obliged to give it
up because of the opposition of my father, a clergyman, who, having had
a friend killed in the game, has a perfect horror of it.
“My younger brother, Paul, having caught the fever, has incurred the
displeasure of our strait-laced father to the extent of being refused
further financial assistance in completing his college career. Paul
told me of this, and, at the same time, of a splendid offer he had
received to pitch professionally on a bush-league team. He had this
year made a record for himself with his college team, but it looked as
if he would be forced to play for money in order to pay his way through
college.
“One year――spent mainly in waiting for clients――as a lawyer in a small
city had not placed me in position to help him, but finally I was
struck with the idea of filling that baseball opening in his place.
Belonging to an athletic club, I had kept in good condition, having
continued to pitch occasionally after graduating from college. In ten
or twelve weeks of summer baseball, at the salary offered, I could earn
enough to pay my brother’s expenses at Princeton for the coming year.
“If the man who had made the offer were to learn that it was a brother
of the famous Princeton pitcher who responded, instead of the pitcher
himself, he might be inclined to cut down the amount he had flourished
as such an alluring bait, and hence it was decided not to take him into
our confidence. Mr. Cope, I humbly crave your pardon.”
“Oh, thunder!” exclaimed the delighted grocer. “Don’t mention it!
Lordy! Lordy! Ain’t it funny!”
There were some persons present, however, to whom the humor of the
situation made no appeal whatever.
The Kingsbridge pitcher continued:
“As the given name of both my brother and myself begins with P, the
mistake of the photographer who handed out one of my pictures when Mr.
King’s obliging friend called for a photograph of Paul Hazelton is
readily understood. In order to settle this controversy for all time,
I thought best to wire my brother to come on, and it was to meet him
here in Bancroft that I left Kingsbridge this morning. Gentlemen, let
me introduce Paul Hazelton.”
The youthful stranger who had arrived in company with the bell boy
bowed and smiled.
“I’m it,” he said. “But, to judge by his record in this league, when it
comes to pitching, I’m an ‘also ran’ compared with Phil.”
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