The worthy barber who had turned out the two children for whom Gavroche had opened the elephant's paternal intestines, was at this moment in his shop, engaged in shaving an old legionary who had served under the Empire. The barber had naturally spoken to the veteran about the riot, then about General Lamarque, and from Lamarque they had come to the Emperor. Hence arose a conversation between the barber and the soldier which Prudhomme, had he been present, would have enriched with arabesques, and entitled, "A dialogue between a razor and a sabre." "How did the Emperor ride, sir?" the barber asked. "Badly. He did not know how to fall off, and so he never fell off." "Had he fine horses? He must have had fine horses!" "On the day when he gave me the cross I noticed his beast. It was a white mare. It had its ears very far apart, a deep saddle, a fine head marked with a black star, a very long neck, prominent knees, projecting flanks, oblique shoulders, and a strong crupper. It was a little above fifteen hands high." "A fine horse," said the barber. "It was His Majesty's beast." The barber felt that after this remark a little silence was befitting; then he went on,-- "The Emperor was wounded only once, I believe, sir?" The old soldier replied, with the calm and sovereign accent of the man who has felt wounds,-- "In the heel, at Ratisbon. I never saw him so well dressed as on that day. He was as clean as a halfpenny." "And you, sir, I suppose, have received sword-wounds?" "I," said the soldier; "oh, a mere flea-bite. I received two sabre-cuts on my neck at Marengo; I got a bullet in my right arm at Jena, another in the left hip at Jena; at Friedland a bayonet-thrust,--there; at the Muskowa seven or eight lance-prods, never mind where; at Lützen, a piece of shell carried off a finger, and--oh, yes! at Waterloo a bullet from a case-shot in my thigh. That's all." "How glorious it is," the barber exclaimed, with a Pindaric accent, "to die on the battle-field! On my word of honor, sooner than die on a bed of disease, slowly, a bit every day, with drugs, cataplasms, clysters, and medicine, I would sooner have a cannon-ball in my stomach!" "And you're right," said the soldier. He had scarce ended ere a frightful noise shook the shop; a great pane of glass was suddenly smashed, and the barber turned livid. "Good Lord!" he cried, "it is one." "What?" "A cannon-ball." "Here it is." And he picked up something which was rolling on the ground; it was a pebble. The barber ran to his broken pane, and saw Gavroche flying at full speed towards the Marché St. Jean. On passing the barber's shop Gavroche, who had the two lads at his heart, could not resist the desire of wishing him good-evening, and threw a stone through his window. "Just look," the barber yelled, who had become blue instead of livid, "he does harm for harm's sake. What had I done to that villain?" CHAPTER IV. THE CHILD ASTONISHES THE OLD MAN.