Library of the World's Best Literature, Ancient and Modern — Volume 08
Religion
Library of the World's Best Literature, Ancient and Modern — Volume 08
Literature -- Collections
Dim, formless from this distance, yet authentically there, thou
noticest the Deputies from Nantes? To us mere clothes-screens, with
slouch-hat and cloak, but bearing in their pocket a _Cahier_ of
_doléances_ with this singular clause, and more such, in it:--"That
the master wigmakers of Nantes be not troubled with new
guild-brethren, the actually existing number of ninety-two being more
than sufficient!" The Rennes people have elected farmer Gérard, "a man
of natural sense and rectitude without any learning." He walks there
with solid step; unique, "in his rustic farmer-clothes;" which he will
wear always, careless of short-cloaks and costumes. The name Gérard,
or "Père Gérard, Father Gérard," as they please to call him, will fly
far, borne about in endless banter, in Royalist satires, in Republican
Didactic Almanacks. As for the man Gérard, being asked once what he
did, after trial of it, candidly think of this Parlementary work,--"I
think," answered he, "that there are a good many scoundrels among us."
So walks Father Gérard, solid in his thick shoes, whithersoever bound.
And worthy Doctor Guillotin, whom we hoped to behold one other time?
If not here, the Doctor should be here, and we see him with the eye of
prophecy; for indeed the Parisian Deputies are all a little late.
Singular Guillotin, respectable practitioner: doomed by a satiric
destiny to the strangest immortal glory that ever kept obscure mortal
from his resting-place, the bosom of oblivion! Guillotin can improve
the ventilation of the Hall; in all cases of medical police and
_hygiène_ be a present aid: but greater far, he can produce his
'Report on the Penal Code,' and reveal therein a cunningly devised
Beheading Machine, which shall become famous and world-famous. This is
the product of Guillotin's endeavors, gained not without meditation
and reading; which product popular gratitude or levity christens by a
feminine derivative name, as if it were his daughter: _La Guillotine_!
"With my machine, Messieurs, I whisk off your head (vous fais sauter
la tête) in a twinkling, and you have no pain;"--whereat they all
laugh. Unfortunate Doctor! For two-and-twenty years he, unguillotined,
shall hear nothing but guillotine, see nothing but guillotine; then
dying, shall through long centuries wander, as it were, a disconsolate
ghost, on the wrong side of Styx and Lethe; his name like to outlive
Cæsar's.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account