Yes, I, Multatuli, "who have suffered much,"--I take the pen. I do not make any excuses for the form of my book,--that form was thought proper to obtain my object.... _I will be read!_ Yes, I will be read. I will be read by statesmen who are obliged to pay attention to the signs of the times; by men of letters, who must also look into the book of which so many bad things are said; by merchants, who have an interest in the coffee auctions; by lady's-maids, who read me for a few farthings; by governors-general in retirement; by ministers who have something to do; by the lackeys of these Excellencies; by mutes, who, _more majorum_, will say that I attack God Almighty, when I attack only the god which they made according to their own image; by the members of the representative chambers, who must know what happens in the extensive possessions over the sea which belong to Holland.... Ay, I _shall_ be read! When I obtain this I shall be content, for I did not intend to write well.... I wished to write so as to be heard; and as one who cries "Stop thief!" does not care about the style of his _impromptu_ address to the public, I too am indifferent to criticism of the manner in which I cried _my_ "Stop thief!" "The book is a medley; there is no order, nothing but a desire to make a sensation. The style is bad; the author is inexperienced; no talent, no method." Good! good! ... all very well! ... _but the Javanese are ill-treated_. For the merit of my book is this: that _refutation_ of its main features is _impossible_. And the greater the disapprobation of my book the better I shall be pleased, for the chance of being _heard_ will be so much the greater;--and that is what I desire. But you whom I dare to interrupt in your business or in your retirement,--ye ministers and governors-general,--do not calculate too much upon the inexperience of my pen. I could exercise it, and perhaps by dint of some exertion, attain to that skill which would make the truth heard by the people. Then I should ask of that people a place in the representative chambers, were it only to protest against the certificates which are given _vice versa_ by Indian functionaries. To protest against the endless expeditions sent, and heroic deeds performed against poor miserable creatures, whose ill treatment has driven them to revolt. To protest against the cowardice of general orders, that brand the honor of the nation by invoking public charity on behalf of the victims of inveterate piracy. It is true those rebels were reduced by starvation to skeletons, while those pirates could defend themselves. And if that place were refused me, ... if I were still disbelieved, ... then I should translate my book into the few languages that I know, and the many that I yet can learn, to put that question to Europe which I have in vain put to Holland. And in every capital such a refrain as this would be heard: "There is a band of robbers between Germany and the Scheldt!"