Library of the World's Best Literature, Ancient and Modern — Volume 16
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Library of the World's Best Literature, Ancient and Modern — Volume 16
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"The books and pictures? Before Christmas; then Anísiya
and I look over all the closets. But now when should we be
able to do it? You are always at home."
"I sometimes go to the theatre or go out to dine: you
might—"
"Do house-cleaning at night?"
Oblómof looked at him reproachfully, shook his head, and
uttered a sigh; but Zakhár gazed indifferently out of the window
and also sighed deeply. The master seemed to be thinking,
"Well, brother, you are even more of an Oblómof than I am
myself;" while Zakhár probably said to himself, "Rubbish! You
as my master talk strange and melancholy words, but how do
dust and cobwebs concern you?"
"Don't you know that moths breed in dust?" asked Ílya
Ílyitch. "I have even seen bugs on the wall!"
"Well, I have fleas on me sometimes," replied Zakhár in a
tone of indifference.
"Well, is that anything to boast about? That is shameful,"
exclaimed Oblómof.
Zakhár's face was distorted by a smirking smile, which
seemed to embrace even his eyebrows and his side-whiskers,
which for this reason spread apart; and over his whole face up
to his very forehead extended a ruddy spot.
"Why, am I to blame that there are bugs on the wall?" he
asked in innocent surprise: "was it I who invented them?"
"They come from lack of cleanliness," insisted Oblómof.
"What are you talking about?"
"I am not the cause of the uncleanliness."
"But you have mice in your room there running about at
night—I hear them."
"I did not invent the mice. There are all kinds of living
creatures—mice and cats and fleas—lots of them everywhere."
"How is it that other people don't have moths and bugs?"
Zakhár's face expressed incredulity, or rather a calm conviction
that this was not so.[Pg 6545]
"I have plenty of them," he said without hesitation. "One
can't look after every bug and crawl into the cracks after
them."
It seemed to be his thought, "What kind of a sleeping-room
would that be that had no bugs in it?"
"Now do you see to it that you sweep and brush them out
of the corners; don't let there be one left," admonished Oblómof.
"If you get it all cleaned up it will be just as bad again to-morrow,"
remonstrated Zakhár.
"It ought not to be as bad," interrupted the master.
"But it is," insisted the servant; "I know all about it."
"Well then, if the dust collects again, brush it out again."
"What is that you say? Brush out all the corners every
day?" exclaimed Zakhár. "What a life that would be! Better
were it that God should take my soul!"
"Why are other people's houses clean?" urged Oblómof.
"Just look at the piano-tuner's rooms: see how neat they look,
and only one maid—"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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