Mr. Gilbert was born in London November 18th, 1836, and educated in that city; after his graduation from the University of London he studied law, and was called to the bar of the Inner Temple in 1863. Five years later he became a captain of the Royal Aberdeenshire Highlanders. The success of his first play, 'Dulcamara,' in 1866, led him to abandon the law, and he has since devoted himself to authorship. [Pg 6334] CAPTAIN REECE Of all the ships upon the blue, No ship contained a better crew Than that of worthy Captain Reece, Commanding of The Mantlepiece. He was adored by all his men, For worthy Captain Reece, R.N., Did all that lay within him to Promote the comfort of his crew. If ever they were dull or sad, Their captain danced to them like mad, Or told, to make the time pass by, Droll legends of his infancy. A feather-bed had every man, Warm slippers and hot-water can, Brown Windsor from the captain's store; A valet, too, to every four. Did they with thirst in summer burn, Lo! seltzogenes at every turn; And on all very sultry days Cream ices handed round on trays. Then, currant wine and ginger pops Stood handily on all the "tops"; And also, with amusement rife, A "Zoetrope, or Wheel of Life." New volumes came across the sea From Mr. Mudie's libraree; The Times and Saturday Review Beguiled the leisure of the crew. Kind-hearted Captain Reece, R.N., Was quite devoted to his men; In point of fact, good Captain Reece Beatified The Mantelpiece. One summer eve, at half-past ten, He said (addressing all his men):— "Come, tell me, please, what I can do To please and gratify my crew. [Pg 6335] "By any reasonable plan I'll make you happy if I can,— My own convenience count as nil: It is my duty, and I will." Then up and answered William Lee (The kindly captain's coxwain he, A nervous, shy, low-spoken man); He cleared his throat, and thus began:— "You have a daughter, Captain Reece, Ten female cousins and a niece, A ma, if what I'm told is true, Six sisters, and an aunt or two. "Now, somehow, sir, it seems to me, More friendly-like we all should be, If you united of 'em to Unmarried members of the crew. "If you'd ameliorate our life, Let each select from them a wife; And as for nervous me, old pal, Give me your own enchanting gal!" Good Captain Reece, that worthy man, Debated on his coxwain's plan:— "I quite agree," he said, "O Bill: It is my duty, and I will. "My daughter, that enchanting gurl, Has just been promised to an Earl, And all my other familee To peers of various degree. "But what are dukes and viscounts to The happiness of all my crew? The word I gave you I'll fulfill; It is my duty, and I will. "As you desire it shall befall; I'll settle thousands on you all, And I shall be, despite my hoard, The only bachelor on board." The boatswain of the Mantelpiece, He blushed and spoke to Captain Reece:—