Warm yellow wine of a peculiar musty flavour and sadly lacking in potency, was poured by attendants from pewter kettles into small wine-cups, to be tossed off in bumpers all round with great frequency, each guest immediately presenting his empty cup to the gaze of his neighbours to show that there had been no heel-taps. It looked as though we were simultaneously levelling revolvers at each other's heads. At a given signal the fray began. All the Chinese rose up, took their chopsticks, and plunging them into various dishes began helping us, the guests of honour. On my one small plate were quickly deposited some sweets, sour pickles, dried fruit, slices of ham, and one of the notorious eggs. Now we in turn were expected to rise up and return the compliment by helping our helpers. I clutched my sticks, drove them into a piece of fish and dropped it into my neighbour's wine. Tableau! Never mind, I tried pickles and preserves in detail with about an average success. No good came of my efforts, but neither did any harm, for our entertainers smiled and bowed and rose from their seats in gracious acknowledgment of our strenuous but futile attempts to do the correct thing. All this was but a preliminary canter taking the place of our dessert, albeit coming before the meal instead of at the end. Hot courses were now placed on the table, our Chinese friends helping us from them with their chopsticks, which they manipulated with marvellous dexterity. 1. Puddings of several kinds Too sweet. 2. Fresh-water Fish (boiled) Insipid. 3. Chickens (boiled) Fair. 4. Sea Slugs Passed. 5. Shrimps Nasty. 6. White Mushrooms Good. 7. Eels First-rate. 8. Sea-weed Tough as leather. 9. White Bait Good. 10. Interiors of Fish Good heavens!!! 11. Lotus Nuts and Milk Very good. 12. Chicken (boiled in different manner) Passed. 13. Rissoles of Frogs Je ne sais pas. 14. Pork and Rice Flour A curious mixture. 15. Sugared Rice Too sweet. 16. Duck (boiled) Excellent, the best dish. 17. Shark's Fins Very good. 18. Porridge No thanks. 19. Soup Passed. 20. Opium, cigars, etc. On this occasion opium was not smoked. This long _menu_ was gone through accompanied with an abundance of talk, compliments, jokes and the emission of various sounds peculiar to the Chinese while feeding.