Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own PeopleKipling, Rudyard
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Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own People
Kipling, Rudyard
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; India -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
‘“She’ll be better i’ noo, lad--better i’ noo,” he used to say. “Tha
mun ha’ patience.” Then they said if I was quiet I might go in, and th’
Reverend Amos Barraclough used to read to her lyin’ propped up among th’
pillows. Then she began to mend a bit, and they let me carry her on to
th’ settle, and when it got warm again she went about same as afore. Th’
preacher and me and Blast was a deal together i’ them days, and i’ one
way we was rare good comrades. But I could ha’ stretched him time and
again with a good will. I mind one day he said he would like to go
down into th’ bowels o’ th’ earth, and see how th’ Lord had builded th’
framework o’ th’ everlastin’ hills. He were one of them chaps as had
a gift o’ sayin’ things. They rolled off the tip of his clever tongue,
same as Mulvaney here, as would ha’ made a rare good preacher if he had
nobbut given his mind to it. I lent him a suit o’ miner’s kit as almost
buried th’ little man, and his white face down i’ th’ coat-collar and
hat-flap looked like the face of a boggart, and he cowered down i’ th’
bottom o’ the waggon. I was drivin’ a tram as led up a bit of an incline
up to th’ cave where the engine was pumpin’, and where th’ ore was
brought up and put into th’ waggons as went down o’ themselves, me
puttin’ th’ brake on and th’ horses a-trottin’ after. Long as it was
daylight we were good friends, but when we got fair into th’ dark,
and could nobbut see th’ day shinin’ at the hole like a lamp at a
street-end, I feeled downright wicked. Ma religion dropped all away from
me when I looked back at him as were always comin’ between me and ‘Liza.
The talk was ‘at they were to be wed when she got better, an’ I couldn’t
get her to say yes or nay to it. He began to sing a hymn in his thin
voice, and I came out wi’ a chorus that was all cussin’ an’ swearin’ at
my horses, an’ I began to know how I hated him. He were such a little
chap, too. I could drop him wi’ one hand down Garstang’s Copper-hole--a
place where th’ beck slithered ower th’ edge on a rock, and fell wi’ a
bit of a whisper into a pit as no rope i’ Greenhow could plump.’
Again Learoyd rooted up the innocent violets. ‘Ay, he should see th’
bowels o’ th’ earth an’ never naught else. I could take him a mile
or two along th’ drift, and leave him wi’ his candle doused to cry
hallelujah, wi’ none to hear him and say amen. I was to lead him down
th’ ladder-way to th’ drift where Jesse Roantree was workin’, and why
shouldn’t he slip on th’ ladder, wi’ my feet on his fingers till they
loosed grip, and I put him down wi’ my heel? If I went fust down th’
ladder I could click hold on him and chuck him over my head, so as he
should go squshin’ down the shaft, breakin’ his bones at ev’ry timberin’
as Bill Appleton did when he was fresh, and hadn’t a bone left when he
wrought to th’ bottom. Niver a blasted leg to walk from Pately. Niver an
arm to put round ‘Liza Roantree’s waist. Niver no more--niver no more.’
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