Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own PeopleKipling, Rudyard
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Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own People
Kipling, Rudyard
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; India -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
The talk rose higher and higher, and the regimental band played between
the courses, as is the immemorial custom, till all tongues ceased for
a moment with the removal of the dinner-slips and the first toast of
obligation, when an officer rising said, ‘Mr. Vice, the Queen,’ and
little Mildred from the bottom of the table answered, ‘The Queen, God
bless her,’ and the big spurs clanked as the big men heaved themselves
up and drank the Queen upon whose pay they were falsely supposed to
settle their mess-bills. That Sacrament of the Mess never grows old, and
never ceases to bring a lump into the throat of the listener wherever he
be by sea or by land. Dirkovitch rose with his ‘brothers glorious,’ but
he could not understand. No one but an officer can tell what the toast
means; and the bulk have more sentiment than comprehension. Immediately
after the little silence that follows on the ceremony there entered the
native officer who had played for the Lushkar team. He could not, of
course, eat with the mess, but he came in at dessert, all six feet
of him, with the blue and silver turban atop, and the big black boots
below. The mess rose joyously as he thrust forward the hilt of his sabre
in token of fealty for the colonel of the White Hussars to touch, and
dropped into a vacant chair amid shouts of: ‘Rung ho, Hira Singh!’
(which being translated means ‘Go in and win’). ‘Did I whack you over
the knee, old man?’ ‘Ressaidar Sahib, what the devil made you play that
kicking pig of a pony in the last ten minutes?’ ‘Shabash, Ressaidar
Sahib!’ Then the voice of the colonel, ‘The health of Ressaidar Hira
Singh!’
After the shouting had died away Hira Singh rose to reply, for he was
the cadet of a royal house, the son of a king’s son, and knew what was
due on these occasions. Thus he spoke in the vernacular:--‘Colonel Sahib
and officers of this regiment. Much honour have you done me. This will I
remember. We came down from afar to play you. But we were beaten.’ [‘No
fault of yours, Ressaidar Sahib. Played on our own ground y’know. Your
ponies were cramped from the railway. Don’t apologise!’) ‘Therefore
perhaps we will come again if it be so ordained.’ [‘Hear! Hear! Hear,
indeed! Bravo! Hsh!’) ‘Then we will play you afresh’ [‘Happy to meet
you.’) ‘till there are left no feet upon our ponies. Thus far for
sport.’ He dropped one hand on his sword-hilt and his eye wandered to
Dirkovitch lolling back in his chair. ‘But if by the will of God there
arises any other game which is not the polo game, then be assured,
Colonel Sahib and officers, that we will play it out side by side,
though THEY,’ again his eye sought Dirkovitch, ‘though THEY I say have
fifty ponies to our one horse.’ And with a deep-mouthed Rung ho! that
sounded like a musket-butt on flagstones he sat down amid leaping
glasses.
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