Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own PeopleKipling, Rudyard
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Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own People
Kipling, Rudyard
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; India -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
‘Where to?’ said Lowndes wearily. ‘We shall have to go away at eight,
and there’ll be riding enough for us then. I hate a horse, when I have
to use him as a necessity. Oh, heavens! what is there to do?’
‘Begin whist again, at chick points [‘a chick’ is supposed to be eight
shillings] and a gold mohur on the rub,’ said Spurstow promptly.
‘Poker. A month’s pay all round for the pool,--no limit,--and
fifty-rupee raises. Somebody would be broken before we got up,’ said
Lowndes.
‘Can’t say that it would give me any pleasure to break any man in this
company,’ said Mottram. ‘There isn’t enough excitement in it, and
it’s foolish.’ He crossed over to the worn and battered little
camp-piano,--wreckage of a married household that had once held the
bungalow,--and opened the case.
‘It’s used up long ago,’ said Hummil. ‘The servants have picked it to
pieces.’
The piano was indeed hopelessly out of order, but Mottram managed to
bring the rebellious notes into a sort of agreement, and there rose from
the ragged keyboard something that might once have been the ghost of a
popular music-hall song. The men in the long chairs turned with evident
interest as Mottram banged the more lustily.
‘That’s good!’ said Lowndes. ‘By Jove! the last time I heard that song
was in ‘79, or thereabouts, just before I came out.’
‘Ah!’ said Spurstow with pride,’ I was home in ‘80.’ And he mentioned a
song of the streets popular at that date.
Mottram executed it roughly. Lowndes criticised and volunteered
emendations. Mottram dashed into another ditty, not of the music-hall
character, and made as if to rise.
‘Sit down,’ said Hummil. ‘I didn’t know that you had any music in your
composition. Go on playing until you can’t think of anything more. I’ll
have that piano tuned up before you come again. Play something festive.’
Very simple indeed were the tunes to which Mottram’s art and the
limitations of the piano could give effect, but the men listened with
pleasure, and in the pauses talked all together of what they had seen or
heard when they were last at home. A dense dust-storm sprung up outside,
and swept roaring over the house, enveloping it in the choking darkness
of midnight, but Mottram continued unheeding, and the crazy tinkle
reached the ears of the listeners above the flapping of the tattered
ceiling-cloth.
In the silence after the storm he glided from the more directly personal
songs of Scotland, half humming them as he played, into the Evening
Hymn.
‘Sunday,’ said he, nodding his head.
‘Go on. Don’t apologise for it,’ said Spurstow.
Hummil laughed long and riotously. ‘Play it, by all means. You’re full
of surprises to-day. I didn’t know you had such a gift of finished
sarcasm. How does that thing go?’
Mottram took up the tune.
‘Too slow by half. You miss the note of gratitude,’ said Hummil. ‘It
ought to go to the “Grasshopper’s Polka,”--this way.’ And he chanted,
prestissimo,--
‘Glory to thee, my God, this night. For all the blessings of the light.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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