Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own PeopleKipling, Rudyard
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Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own People
Kipling, Rudyard
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; India -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
Strickland was very angry. He said that we might all three have been
knifed, and that Fleete should thank his stars that he had escaped
without injury.
Fleete thanked no one. He said that he wanted to go to bed. He was
gorgeously drunk.
We moved on, Strickland silent and wrathful, until Fleete was taken
with violent shivering fits and sweating. He said that the smells of
the bazaar were overpowering, and he wondered why slaughter-houses were
permitted so near English residences. ‘Can’t you smell the blood?’ said
Fleete.
We put him to bed at last, just as the dawn was breaking, and Strickland
invited me to have another whisky and soda. While we were drinking he
talked of the trouble in the temple, and admitted that it baffled him
completely. Strickland hates being mystified by natives, because his
business in life is to overmatch them with their own weapons. He has not
yet succeeded in doing this, but in fifteen or twenty years he will have
made some small progress.
‘They should have mauled us,’ he said, ‘instead of mewing at us. I
wonder what they meant. I don’t like it one little bit.’
I said that the Managing Committee of the temple would in all
probability bring a criminal action against us for insulting their
religion. There was a section of the Indian Penal Code which exactly
met Fleete’s offence. Strickland said he only hoped and prayed that they
would do this. Before I left I looked into Fleete’s room, and saw him
lying on his right side, scratching his left breast. Then. I went to bed
cold, depressed, and unhappy, at seven o’clock in the morning.
At one o’clock I rode over to Strickland’s house to inquire after
Fleete’s head. I imagined that it would be a sore one. Fleete was
breakfasting and seemed unwell. His temper was gone, for he was abusing
the cook for not supplying him with an underdone chop. A man who can
eat raw meat after a wet night is a curiosity. I told Fleete this and he
laughed.
‘You breed queer mosquitoes in these parts,’ he said. ‘I’ve been bitten
to pieces, but only in one place.’
‘Let’s have a look at the bite,’ said Strickland. ‘It may have gone down
since this morning.’
While the chops were being cooked, Fleete opened his shirt and showed
us, just over his left breast, a mark, the perfect double of the black
rosettes--the five or six irregular blotches arranged in a circle--on
a leopard’s hide. Strickland looked and said, ‘It was only pink this
morning. It’s grown black now.’
Fleete ran to a glass.
‘By Jove!’ he said,’ this is nasty. What is it?’
We could not answer. Here the chops came in, all red and juicy, and
Fleete bolted three in a most offensive manner. He ate on his right
grinders only, and threw his head over his right shoulder as he snapped
the meat. When he had finished, it struck him that he had been behaving
strangely, for he said apologetically, ‘I don’t think I ever felt so
hungry in my life. I’ve bolted like an ostrich.’
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