Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own PeopleKipling, Rudyard
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Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own People
Kipling, Rudyard
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; India -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
‘I can’t tell you what I think now,’ said he, ‘because you would call me
a madman; but you must stay with me for the next few days, if you can.
I want you to watch Fleete, but don’t tell me what you think till I have
made up my mind.’
‘But I am dining out to-night,’ I said. ‘So am I,’ said Strickland, ‘and
so is Fleete. At least if he doesn’t change his mind.’
We walked about the garden smoking, but saying nothing--because we were
friends, and talking spoils good tobacco--till our pipes were out. Then
we went to wake up Fleete. He was wide awake and fidgeting about his
room.
‘I say, I want some more chops,’ he said. ‘Can I get them?’
We laughed and said, ‘Go and change. The ponies will be round in a
minute.’
‘All right,’ said Fleete. I’ll go when I get the chops--underdone ones,
mind.’
He seemed to be quite in earnest. It was four o’clock, and we had had
breakfast at one; still, for a long time, he demanded those underdone
chops. Then he changed into riding clothes and went out into the
verandah. His pony--the mare had not been caught--would not let him come
near. All three horses were unmanageable---mad with fear---and finally
Fleete said that he would stay at home and get something to eat.
Strickland and I rode out wondering. As we passed the temple of Hanuman,
the Silver Man came out and mewed at us.
‘He is not one of the regular priests of the temple,’ said Strickland.
‘I think I should peculiarly like to lay my hands on him.’
There was no spring in our gallop on the racecourse that evening. The
horses were stale, and moved as though they had been ridden out.
‘The fright after breakfast has been too much for them,’ said
Strickland.
That was the only remark he made through the remainder of the ride. Once
or twice I think he swore to himself; but that did not count.
We came back in the dark at seven o’clock, and saw that there were
no lights in the bungalow. ‘Careless ruffians my servants are!’ said
Strickland.
My horse reared at something on the carriage drive, and Fleete stood up
under its nose.
‘What are you doing, grovelling about the garden?’ said Strickland.
But both horses bolted and nearly threw us. We dismounted by the
stables and returned to Fleete, who was on his hands and knees under the
orange-bushes.
‘What the devil’s wrong with you?’ said Strickland.
‘Nothing, nothing in the world,’ said Fleete, speaking very quickly
and thickly. ‘I’ve been gardening-botanising you know. The smell of
the earth is delightful. I think I’m going for a walk-a long walk-all
night.’
Then I saw that there was something excessively out of order somewhere,
and I said to Strickland, ‘I am not dining out.’
‘Bless you!’ said Strickland. ‘Here, Fleete, get up. You’ll catch fever
there. Come in to dinner and let’s have the lamps lit. We ‘ll all dine
at home.’
Fleete stood up unwillingly, and said, ‘No lamps-no lamps. It’s much
nicer here. Let’s dine outside and have some more chops-lots of ‘em and
underdone--bloody ones with gristle.’
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