Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own PeopleKipling, Rudyard
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Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own People
Kipling, Rudyard
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; India -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
The night had closed in rain, and rolling clouds blotted out the lights
of the villages in the valley. Forty miles away, untouched by cloud or
storm, the white shoulder of Donga Pa--the Mountain of the Council of
the Gods--upheld the Evening Star. The monkeys sang sorrowfully to each
other as they hunted for dry roosts in the fern-wreathed trees, and the
last puff of the day-wind brought from the unseen villages the scent
of damp wood-smoke, hot cakes, dripping undergrowth, and rotting
pine-cones. That is the true smell of the Himalayas, and if once it
creeps into the blood of a man, that man will at the last, forgetting
all else, return to the hills to die. The clouds closed and the smell
went away, and there remained nothing in all the world except chilling
white mist and the boom of the Sutlej river racing through the valley
below. A fat-tailed sheep, who did not want to die, bleated piteously
at my tent door. He was scuffling with the Prime Minister and the
Director-General of Public Education, and he was a royal gift to me and
my camp servants. I expressed my thanks suitably, and asked if I might
have audience of the King. The Prime Minister readjusted his turban,
which had fallen off in the struggle, and assured me that the King
would be very pleased to see me. Therefore I despatched two bottles as a
foretaste, and when the sheep had entered upon another incarnation went
to the King’s Palace through the wet. He had sent his army to escort me,
but the army stayed to talk with my cook. Soldiers are very much alike
all the world over.
The Palace was a four-roomed and whitewashed mud and timber house, the
finest in all the hills for a day’s journey. The King was dressed in a
purple velvet jacket, white muslin trousers, and a saffron-yellow turban
of price. He gave me audience in a little carpeted room opening off the
palace courtyard which was occupied by the Elephant of State. The great
beast was sheeted and anchored from trunk to tail, and the curve of his
back stood out grandly against the mist.
The Prime Minister and the Director-General of Public Education were
present to introduce me, but all the court had been dismissed, lest
the two bottles aforesaid should corrupt their morals. The King cast a
wreath of heavy-scented flowers round my neck as I bowed, and inquired
how my honoured presence had the felicity to be. I said that through
seeing his auspicious countenance the mists of the night had turned
into sunshine, and that by reason of his beneficent sheep his good
deeds would be remembered by the Gods. He said that since I had set my
magnificent foot in his Kingdom the crops would probably yield seventy
per cent more than the average. I said that the fame of the King had
reached to the four corners of the earth, and that the nations gnashed
their teeth when they heard daily of the glories of his realm and the
wisdom of his moon-like Prime Minister and lotus-like Director-General
of Public Education.
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