Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted CharactersHardy, Thomas
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Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters
Hardy, Thomas
Short stories, English; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
‘So things remained till one fine summer day they went for their yearly
little outing together, as they had made it their custom to do for a
long while past. This year they chose Budmouth-Regis as the place to
spend their holiday in; and off they went in their best clothes at nine
o’clock in the morning.
‘When they had reached Budmouth-Regis they walked two and two along the
shore—their new boots going squeakity-squash upon the clammy velvet
sands. I can seem to see ’em now! Then they looked at the ships in the
harbour; and then went up to the Look-out; and then had dinner at an
inn; and then again walked two and two, squeakity-squash, upon the
velvet sands. As evening drew on they sat on one of the public seats
upon the Esplanade, and listened to the band; and then they said “What
shall we do next?”
‘“Of all things,” said Olive (Mrs. James Hardcome, that is), “I should
like to row in the bay! We could listen to the music from the water as
well as from here, and have the fun of rowing besides.”
‘“The very thing; so should I,” says Stephen, his tastes being always
like hers.
Here the clerk turned to the curate.
‘But you, sir, know the rest of the strange particulars of that strange
evening of their lives better than anybody else, having had much of it
from their own lips, which I had not; and perhaps you’ll oblige the
gentleman?’
‘Certainly, if it is wished,’ said the curate. And he took up the
clerk’s tale:—
‘Stephen’s wife hated the sea, except from land, and couldn’t bear the
thought of going into a boat. James, too, disliked the water, and said
that for his part he would much sooner stay on and listen to the band
in the seat they occupied, though he did not wish to stand in his
wife’s way if she desired a row. The end of the discussion was that
James and his cousin’s wife Emily agreed to remain where they were
sitting and enjoy the music, while they watched the other two hire a
boat just beneath, and take their water-excursion of half an hour or
so, till they should choose to come back and join the sitters on the
Esplanade; when they would all start homeward together.
‘Nothing could have pleased the other two restless ones better than
this arrangement; and Emily and James watched them go down to the
boatman below and choose one of the little yellow skiffs, and walk
carefully out upon the little plank that was laid on trestles to enable
them to get alongside the craft. They saw Stephen hand Olive in, and
take his seat facing her; when they were settled they waved their hands
to the couple watching them, and then Stephen took the pair of sculls
and pulled off to the tune beat by the band, she steering through the
other boats skimming about, for the sea was as smooth as glass that
evening, and pleasure-seekers were rowing everywhere.
‘“How pretty they look moving on, don’t they?” said Emily to James (as
I’ve been assured). “They both enjoy it equally. In everything their
likings are the same.”
‘“That’s true,” said James.
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