Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted CharactersHardy, Thomas
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Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters
Hardy, Thomas
Short stories, English; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
‘Then the unfortunate church band came to their senses, and remembered
where they were; and ’twas a sight to see Nicholas Pudding come and
Timothy Thomas and John Biles creep down the gallery stairs with their
fiddles under their arms, and poor Dan’l Hornhead with his serpent, and
Robert Dowdle with his clarionet, all looking as little as ninepins;
and out they went. The pa’son might have forgi’ed ’em when he learned
the truth o’t, but the squire would not. That very week he sent for a
barrel-organ that would play two-and-twenty new psalm-tunes, so exact
and particular that, however sinful inclined you was, you could play
nothing but psalm-tunes whatsomever. He had a really respectable man to
turn the winch, as I said, and the old players played no more.’
‘And, of course, my old acquaintance, the annuitant, Mrs. Winter, who
always seemed to have something on her mind, is dead and gone?’ said
the home-comer, after a long silence.
Nobody in the van seemed to recollect the name.
‘O yes, she must be dead long since: she was seventy when I as a child
knew her,’ he added.
‘I can recollect Mrs. Winter very well, if nobody else can,’ said the
aged groceress. ‘Yes, she’s been dead these five-and-twenty year at
least. You knew what it was upon her mind, sir, that gave her that
hollow-eyed look, I suppose?’
‘It had something to do with a son of hers, I think I once was told.
But I was too young to know particulars.’
The groceress sighed as she conjured up a vision of days long past.
‘Yes,’ she murmured, ‘it had all to do with a son.’ Finding that the
van was still in a listening mood, she spoke on:—
THE WINTERS AND THE PALMLEYS
‘To go back to the beginning—if one must—there were two women in the
parish when I was a child, who were to a certain extent rivals in good
looks. Never mind particulars, but in consequence of this they were at
daggers-drawn, and they did not love each other any better when one of
them tempted the other’s lover away from her and married him. He was a
young man of the name of Winter, and in due time they had a son.
‘The other woman did not marry for many years: but when she was about
thirty a quiet man named Palmley asked her to be his wife, and she
accepted him. You don’t mind when the Palmleys were Longpuddle folk,
but I do well. She had a son also, who was, of course, nine or ten
years younger than the son of the first. The child proved to be of
rather weak intellect, though his mother loved him as the apple of her
eye.
‘This woman’s husband died when the child was eight years old, and left
his widow and boy in poverty. Her former rival, also a widow now, but
fairly well provided for, offered for pity’s sake to take the child as
errand-boy, small as he was, her own son, Jack, being hard upon
seventeen. Her poor neighbour could do no better than let the child go
there. And to the richer woman’s house little Palmley straightway went.
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