Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted CharactersHardy, Thomas
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Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters
Hardy, Thomas
Short stories, English; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
‘As for Harriet, she and her lover were married in due time; but by all
account her life was no jocund one. She and her good-man found that
they could not live comfortably at Longpuddle, by reason of her
connection with Jack’s misfortunes, and they settled in a distant town,
and were no more heard of by us; Mrs. Palmley, too, found it advisable
to join ’em shortly after. The dark-eyed, gaunt old Mrs. Winter,
remembered by the emigrant gentleman here, was, as you will have
foreseen, the Mrs. Winter of this story; and I can well call to mind
how lonely she was, how afraid the children were of her, and how she
kept herself as a stranger among us, though she lived so long.’
‘Longpuddle has had her sad experiences as well as her sunny ones,’
said Mr. Lackland.
‘Yes, yes. But I am thankful to say not many like that, though good and
bad have lived among us.’
‘There was Georgy Crookhill—he was one of the shady sort, as I have
reason to know,’ observed the registrar, with the manner of a man who
would like to have his say also.
‘I used to hear what he was as a boy at school.’
‘Well, as he began so he went on. It never got so far as a hanging
matter with him, to be sure; but he had some narrow escapes of penal
servitude; and once it was a case of the biter bit.’
INCIDENT IN THE LIFE OF MR. GEORGE CROOKHILL
‘One day,’ the registrar continued, ‘Georgy was ambling out of
Melchester on a miserable screw, the fair being just over, when he saw
in front of him a fine-looking young farmer riding out of the town in
the same direction. He was mounted on a good strong handsome animal,
worth fifty guineas if worth a crown. When they were going up Bissett
Hill, Georgy made it his business to overtake the young farmer. They
passed the time o’ day to one another; Georgy spoke of the state of the
roads, and jogged alongside the well-mounted stranger in very friendly
conversation. The farmer had not been inclined to say much to Georgy at
first, but by degrees he grew quite affable too—as friendly as Georgy
was toward him. He told Crookhill that he had been doing business at
Melchester fair, and was going on as far as Shottsford-Forum that
night, so as to reach Casterbridge market the next day. When they came
to Woodyates Inn they stopped to bait their horses, and agreed to drink
together; with this they got more friendly than ever, and on they went
again. Before they had nearly reached Shottsford it came on to rain,
and as they were now passing through the village of Trantridge, and it
was quite dark, Georgy persuaded the young farmer to go no further that
night; the rain would most likely give them a chill. For his part he
had heard that the little inn here was comfortable, and he meant to
stay. At last the young farmer agreed to put up there also; and they
dismounted, and entered, and had a good supper together, and talked
over their affairs like men who had known and proved each other a long
time. When it was the hour for retiring they went upstairs to a
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