Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted CharactersHardy, Thomas
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Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters
Hardy, Thomas
Short stories, English; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
The worthy merchant’s home, one of those large, substantial brick
mansions frequently jammed up in old-fashioned towns, faced directly on
the High Street, nearly opposite to the grocery shop of the Jolliffes,
and it now became the pain of Joanna to behold the woman whose place
she had usurped out of pure covetousness, looking down from her
position of comparative wealth upon the humble shop-window with its
dusty sugar-loaves, heaps of raisins, and canisters of tea, over which
it was her own lot to preside. The business having so dwindled, Joanna
was obliged to serve in the shop herself; and it galled and mortified
her that Emily Lester, sitting in her large drawing-room over the way,
could witness her own dancings up and down behind the counter at the
beck and call of wretched twopenny customers, whose patronage she was
driven to welcome gladly: persons to whom she was compelled to be civil
in the street, while Emily was bounding along with her children and her
governess, and conversing with the genteelest people of the town and
neighbourhood. This was what she had gained by not letting Shadrach
Jolliffe, whom she had so faintly loved, carry his affection elsewhere.
Shadrach was a good and honest man, and he had been faithful to her in
heart and in deed. Time had clipped the wings of his love for Emily in
his devotion to the mother of his boys: he had quite lived down that
impulsive earlier fancy, and Emily had become in his regard nothing
more than a friend. It was the same with Emily’s feelings for him.
Possibly, had she found the least cause for jealousy, Joanna would
almost have been better satisfied. It was in the absolute acquiescence
of Emily and Shadrach in the results she herself had contrived that her
discontent found nourishment.
Shadrach was not endowed with the narrow shrewdness necessary for
developing a retail business in the face of many competitors. Did a
customer inquire if the grocer could really recommend the wondrous
substitute for eggs which a persevering bagman had forced into his
stock, he would answer that ‘when you did not put eggs into a pudding
it was difficult to taste them there’; and when he was asked if his
‘real Mocha coffee’ was real Mocha, he would say grimly, ‘as understood
in small shops.’
One summer day, when the big brick house opposite was reflecting the
oppressive sun’s heat into the shop, and nobody was present but husband
and wife, Joanna looked across at Emily’s door, where a wealthy
visitor’s carriage had drawn up. Traces of patronage had been visible
in Emily’s manner of late.
‘Shadrach, the truth is, you are not a business-man,’ his wife sadly
murmured. ‘You were not brought up to shopkeeping, and it is impossible
for a man to make a fortune at an occupation he has jumped into, as you
did into this.’
Jolliffe agreed with her, in this as in everything else.
‘Not that I care a rope’s end about making a fortune,’ he said
cheerfully. ‘I am happy enough, and we can rub on somehow.’
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