Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted CharactersHardy, Thomas
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Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters
Hardy, Thomas
Short stories, English; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
Secluded old manor-houses and hamlets lie in the ravines and hollows
among these hills, where a stranger had hardly ever been seen till the
King chose to take the baths yearly at the sea-side watering-place a
few miles to the south; as a consequence of which battalions descended
in a cloud upon the open country around. Is it necessary to add that
the echoes of many characteristic tales, dating from that picturesque
time, still linger about here in more or less fragmentary form, to be
caught by the attentive ear? Some of them I have repeated; most of them
I have forgotten; one I have never repeated, and assuredly can never
forget.
Phyllis told me the story with her own lips. She was then an old lady
of seventy-five, and her auditor a lad of fifteen. She enjoined silence
as to her share in the incident, till she should be ‘dead, buried, and
forgotten.’ Her life was prolonged twelve years after the day of her
narration, and she has now been dead nearly twenty. The oblivion which
in her modesty and humility she courted for herself has only partially
fallen on her, with the unfortunate result of inflicting an injustice
upon her memory; since such fragments of her story as got abroad at the
time, and have been kept alive ever since, are precisely those which
are most unfavourable to her character.
It all began with the arrival of the York Hussars, one of the foreign
regiments above alluded to. Before that day scarcely a soul had been
seen near her father’s house for weeks. When a noise like the brushing
skirt of a visitor was heard on the doorstep, it proved to be a
scudding leaf; when a carriage seemed to be nearing the door, it was
her father grinding his sickle on the stone in the garden for his
favourite relaxation of trimming the box-tree borders to the plots. A
sound like luggage thrown down from the coach was a gun far away at
sea; and what looked like a tall man by the gate at dusk was a yew bush
cut into a quaint and attenuated shape. There is no such solitude in
country places now as there was in those old days.
Yet all the while King George and his court were at his favourite
sea-side resort, not more than five miles off.
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