England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
It was a source of much joy to Mr. Larkins, though he was unable to
persuade Gubbs to share in his feelings, that Tarbut’s trainer was
satisfied with a less vigorous system for his man. He let Tarbut off
with a cold sponging on rising, and as Tarbut had his own ideas as to
what constituted a cold sponging, both parties were well pleased with
each other.
The business-like nature of these proceedings was keenly appreciated by
the inhabitants of the fishing quarter. Fights had happened before and
doubtless would again, but they were mere rough-and-tumble affairs, and
over before any proper excitement could be worked up. The purse had
steadily mounted up to thirty-five shillings, and the betting varied
from day to day.
Each man had his knot of supporters, and enthusiasm had reached such a
pitch that Gubbs, who was naturally of a retiring disposition, had to
take his matutinal tub before quite a circle of admirers. Opposition on
the part of the ladies was balked by continuing to allude to the affair
as a race, though Mrs. Gubbs, who got up one morning to see her man
run, went home in a state of mind bordering upon stupefaction.
An uneasy feeling was caused by the anxiety of the excellent Mr. Morgan
to discover the time and place of meeting. No information was afforded
him, and as he had indignantly denied any intention of giving the
alarm, the gentlemen interested were much exercised as to the reasons
for his curiosity.
The battle was fixed for a Saturday evening, the two trainers, after
much wordy warfare, having selected a site which Mr. Larkins insisted
had been made purposely by Nature with a view to affairs of the kind.
Lofty cliffs hid it from view, and the ground itself consisted of turf
so soft and spongy that Larkins predicted that Tarbut would bounce up
from it like an indiarubber ball. The principals expressed themselves
as satisfied, though their niggardliness in the matter of thanks for
the trouble which had been taken over the arrangements formed food for
conversation for the trainers all the way home.
The boats got in early on Friday afternoon with their fish. The catch
was small and soon disposed of, and then the attentive trainers,
rescuing their men from admirers, who were feeling their arms and
putting leading questions as to their wind and state of mind, sent them
indoors with concise instructions as to how they were to spend the last
evening. Larkins officiously sent his man off for a short, sharp walk
after his tea, and later on, going to the quay, found that Bullock had
given his man the same instructions.
“Don’t you go worrying of ’em, mind,” said Larkins sternly to the
group, “an’ let ’em have an easy time of it to-morrow in the boats.
Both of ’em,” he added, generously.
“Spoke like a Briton, Mr. Larkins,” said an old fisherman.
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