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“Well, I’m blest,” said the mate, staring. “I thought mesmerism was all
rubbish. Now bring him to again.”
“But don’t tell ’im wot ’e’s been doin’,” said the cook.
Zingall with a few passes brought his subject round, and with a subdued
air he took his place with the others.
“What’d it feel like, Bill?” asked Joe. “Can you remember what you
did?”
Bill shook his head.
“Don’t try to,” said the cook, feelingly.
“I should like to put you under the influence,” said Zingall, eyeing
the mate.
“You couldn’t,” said that gentleman, promptly.
“Let me try,” said Zingall, persuasively.
“Do,” said the skipper, “to oblige me, George.”
“Well, I don’t mind much,” said the mate, hesitating; “but no making
_me_ give those chaps money, you know.”
“No, no,” said Zingall.
“Wot does ’e mean? Give the chaps money?” said Bill, turning with a
startled air to the cook.
“I dunno,” said the cook airily. “Just watch ’im, Bill,” he added,
anxiously.
But Bill had something better to do, and feeling in his pockets
hurriedly strove to balance his cash account. It was impossible to do
anything else while he was doing it, and the situation became so
strained and his language so weird that the skipper was compelled in
the interest of law and morality to order him from the cabin.
“Look at me,” said Zingall to the mate after quiet had been restored.
The mate complied, and everybody gazed spellbound at the tussle for
supremacy between brute force and occult science. Slowly, very slowly,
science triumphed, being interrupted several times by the
blood-curdling threats of Bill, as they floated down the companion-way.
Then the mate suddenly lurched forward, and would have fallen but that
strong hands caught him and restored him to his seat.
“I’m going to show you something now, if I can,” said Zingall, wiping
his brow; “but I don’t know how it’ll come off, because I’m only a
beginner at this sort of thing, and I’ve never tried this before. If
you don’t mind, cap’n, I’m going to tell him he is Cap’n Bradd, and
that you are the mate.”
“Go ahead,” said the delighted Bradd.
Captain Zingall went ahead full speed. With a few rapid passes he
roused the mate from his torpor and fixed him with his glittering eye.
“You are Cap’n Bradd, master o’ this ship,” he said slowly.
“Ay, ay,” said the mate, earnestly.
“And that’s your mate,” George, said Zingall, pointing to the deeply
interested Bradd.
“Ay, ay,” said the mate again, with a sigh.
“Take command, then,” said Zingall, leaving him with a satisfied air
and seating himself on the locker.
The mate sat up and looked about him with an air of quiet authority.
“George,” he said, turning suddenly to the skipper with a very passable
imitation of his voice.
“Sir,” said the skipper, with a playful glance at Zingall.
“A friend o’ mine named Cap’n Zingall is coming aboard to-night,” said
the mate, slowly. “Get a little whisky for him out o’ my state-room.”
“Ay, ay, sir,” said the amused Bradd.
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