England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
“I never ’eard the likes of it,” said one, with a deep breath, as the
skipper concluded a marvellous example.
“There’s a lot you ain’t ’eard of, Bill,” said another, whose temper
was suffering from lack of beer. “But ’ave you seen all this, sir?”
“Everything,” said the skipper, impressively. “He wanted to mesmerise
me, an’ I said, ‘All right,’ I ses, ‘do it an’ welcome—if you can, but
I expect my head’s a bit too strong for you.’”
“And it was, sir, I’ll bet,” said the man who had been so candid with
Bill.
“He tried everything,” said the skipper, “then he give it up; but he’s
coming aboard to-night, so any of you that likes can come down the
cabin and be mesmerised free.”
“Why can’t he do it on deck?” said the mate, rising from the hatches
and stretching his gigantic form.
“’Cos he must have artificial light, George,” said the skipper. “He
lets me a little bit into the secret, you know, an’ he told me he likes
to have the men a bit dazed-like first.”
Voices sounded from the wharf, and the night-watchman appeared piloting
Captain Zingall to the schooner. The crew noticed that he came aboard
quite like any other man, descending the ladder with even more care
than usual. He was a small man, of much dignity, with light grey eyes
which had been so strained by the exercise of his favourite hobby that
they appeared to be starting from his head. He chatted agreeably about
freights for some time, and then, at his brother skipper’s urgent
entreaty, consented to go below and give them a taste of his awful
powers.
At first he was not very successful. The men stared at the discs he put
into their hands until their eyes ached, but for some time without
effect. Bill was the first to yield, and to the astonishment of his
friends passed into a soft magnetic slumber, from which he emerged to
perform the usual idiotic tricks peculiar to mesmerised subjects.
“It’s wonderful what power you ’ave over em,” said Captain Bradd,
respectfully.
Captain Zingall smiled affably. “At the present moment,” he said, “that
man is my unthinkin’ slave, an’ whatever I wish him to do he does.
Would any of you like him to do anything?”
“Well, sir,” said one of the men, “’e owes me ’arf a crown, an’ I think
it would be a ’ighly interestin’ experiment if you could get ’im to pay
me. If anything ’ud make me believe in mesmerism, that would.”
“An’ he owes me eighteenpence, sir,” said another seaman, eagerly.
“One at a time,” said the first speaker, sharply.
“An’ ’e’s owed me five shillin’s since I don’t know when,” said the
cook, with dishonest truthfulness.
Captain Zingall turned to his subject. “You owe that man half a crown,”
he said, pointing, “that one eighteenpence, and that one five
shillings. Pay them.”
In the most matter-of-fact way in the world Bill groped in his pockets,
and, producing some greasy coins, paid the sums mentioned, to the
intense delight of everybody.
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