Lights and Shadows of New York Life: or, the Sights and Sensations of the Great CityMcCabe, James Dabney
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Lights and Shadows of New York Life: or, the Sights and Sensations of the Great City
McCabe, James Dabney
New York (N.Y.) -- Description and travel; New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century
Sometimes the drivers make "a haul" in a curious way. Said one: "A man
handed me up a fifty dollar bill one night. I handed it back four times,
and got mad because he wouldn't give me a small bill. He said he hadn't
anything else, and I could take that or nothing, so, I gave him change
for a dollar bill, and kept forty-nine dollars and ten cents for his
fare. He didn't say anything, and after a while he got out. Why, the
other day a lady gave me a hundred dollar note, and when I told her I
thought she'd faint. 'My goodness!' said she, 'I didn't know it was more
than one.' Such people ought to be beat; they'd be more careful when
they lose a few thousand."
"Some fellows," said another driver, "give you ten or fifteen cents, an'
swear they give you a fifty cent stamp, an' you have to give them change
for fifty cents, or they'll may be go to the office an' make a fuss, an'
the bosses will sooner take their word than yours, an' you'll get
sacked."
One of the most laborious ways of "turning an honest penny" was brought
to my notice by one of these knights of the whip. Said he: "Has you been
a watchin' of my business this morning? P'r'aps you aint took notice of
the money I'm takin' in? No, I guess not." The latter remark was
followed by a rough laugh, in which I thought there was distinguishable a
little more than mere merriment, especially when I heard a mumbled
imprecation. He continued aloud: "I aint seen any yet myself." Soon the
bell rang, and a ticket was passed up. "Well," said he, "he's goin' it
strong, to be sure; this here's the fourteenth ticket I've had on this
trip." An explanation being solicited, the fact was revealed that there
was a man inside who made a practice of buying twelve tickets for a
dollar, then seating himself near the bell, he would take the fares of
every one and give the driver a ticket for each, that is, receive ten
cents and give the driver the equivalent of eight and one-third cents,
thereby making ten cents on every six passengers. "You see," said the
driver, "what a blessin' those sort of fellers is. Here I don't have no
trouble whatsomever; he makes all the change for me, and 'spose my box
should blow over, nothen's lost." From time to time as the tickets were
handed up he would cheer the toiler inside with such expressions as "Go
it boots," "How's the cash?" "How does the old thing work?" always loud
enough to attract the attention of the "insides."
This strange individual interested me so much that I made some inquiries
about him, at first supposing him to be crazy or otherwise terribly
afflicted; but he is considered sound, is the third in a well-to-do firm,
and is far beyond the need of having recourse to any such means for
increasing his capital.
III. STEAM RAILWAYS.
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