“You bet you are!” said the incorrigible McLean. He let her go into
the station serenely. “You can't get used to new ideas in a minute,” he
remarked to me. “I've figured on all that, of course. But that's why,”
he broke out, impetuously, “I quit you on Bear Creek so sudden. 'When
she goes back away home,' I'd been saying to myself every day, 'what'll
you do then, Lin McLean?' Well, I knew I'd go to Kentucky too. Just
knew I'd have to, yu' see, and it was inconvenient, turruble
inconvenient--Billy here and my ranch, and the beef round-up comin'--but
how could I let her go and forget me? Take up, maybe, with some
Blue-grass son-of-a-gun back there? And I hated the fix I was in till
that morning, getting up, I was joshin' the Virginia man that's after
Miss Wood. I'd been sayin' no educated lady would think of a man who
talked with an African accent. 'It's repotted you have a Southern rival
yourself,' says he, joshin' back. So I said I guessed the rival would
find life uneasy. 'He does,' says he. 'Any man with his voice broke in
two halves, and one down in his stomach and one up among the angels, is
goin' to feel uneasy. But Texas talks a heap about his lady vigilante in
the freight-car.' 'Vigilante!' I said; and I must have jumped, for they
all asked where the lightning had struck. And in fifteen minutes after
writing you I'd hit the trail for Separ. Oh, I figured things out on
that ride!” (Mr. McLean here clapped me on the back.) “Got to Separ. Got
the sheriff's address--the sheriff that saw her that night they held up
the locomotive. Got him to meet me at Edgeford and make a big talk to
the superintendent. Made a big talk myself. I said, 'Put that girl in
charge of Separ, and the boys'll quit shooting your water-tank. But
Tubercle can't influence 'em.' 'Tubercle?' says the superintendent.
'What's that?' And when I told him it was the agent, he flapped his two
hands down on the chair arms each side of him and went to rockin' up and
down. I said the agent was just a temptation to the boys to be gay right
along, and they'd keep a-shooting. 'You can choose between Tubercle and
your tank,' I said; 'but you've got to move one of 'em from Separ if yu'
went peace.' The sheriff backed me up good, too. He said a man couldn't
do much with Separ the way it was now; but a decent woman would be
respected there, and the only question was if she could conduct the
business. So I spoke up about Shawhan, and when the whole idea began to
soak into that superintendent his eyeballs jingled and he looked as wise
as a work-ox. 'I'll see her,' says he. And he's going to see her.”
“Well,” said I, “you deserve success after thinking of a thing like
that! You're wholly wasted punching cattle. But she's going to Chicago.
By eleven o'clock she will have passed by your superintendent.”
“Why, so she will!” said Lin, affecting surprise.
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