Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story tellerMcClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
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Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller
McClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
“He asked me all about the people at home, the neighbors, the farm, and
where I went to school, and who my schoolmates were. Then he asked
me about mother and how she looked; and I was glad I could take her
photograph from my bosom and show it to him.
“He said how thankful I ought to be that my mother still lived, and how,
if he were in my place, he would try to make her a proud mother, and
never cause her a sorrow or a tear.
“I cannot remember it all, but every word was so kind.
“He had said nothing yet about that dreadful next morning; I thought it
must be that he was so kind-hearted that he didn’t like to speak of it.
“But why did he say so much about my mother, and my not causing her a
sorrow or a tear, when I knew that I must die the next morning?
“But I supposed that was something that would have to go unexplained;
and so I determined to brace up and tell him that I did not feel a bit
guilty, and ask him wouldn’t he fix it so that the firing party would
not be from our regiment.
“That was going to be the hardest of all--to die by the hands of my
comrades.
“Just as I was going to ask him this favor, he stood up, and he says to
me:
“‘My boy, stand up here and look me in the face.’
“I did as he bade me.
“‘My boy,’ he said, ‘you are not going to be shot to-morrow. I believe
you when you tell me that you could not keep awake.
“‘I am going to trust you, and send you back to your regiment.
“‘But I have been put to a good deal of trouble on your account.
“‘I have had to come up here from Washington when I have got a great
deal to do; and what I want to know is, how are you going to pay my
bill?’
“There was a big lump in my throat; I could scarcely speak. I had
expected to die, you see, and had kind of got used to thinking that way.
“To have it all changed in a minute! But I got it crowded down, and
managed to say:
“‘I am grateful, Mr. Lincoln! I hope I am as grateful as ever a man can
be to you for saving my life.
“‘But it comes upon me sudden and unexpected like. I didn’t lay out for
it at all; but there is some way to pay you, and I will find it after a
little.
“‘There is the bounty in the savings bank; I guess we could borrow some
money on the mortgage of the farm.’
“‘There was my pay was something, and if he would wait until pay-day
I was sure the boys would help; so I thought we could make it up if it
wasn’t more than five or six hundred dollars.
“‘But it is a great deal more than that,’ he said.
“Then I said I didn’t just see how, but I was sure I would find some
way--if I lived.
“Then Mr. Lincoln put his hands on my shoulders, and looked into my face
as if he was sorry, and said; “‘My boy, my bill is a very large one.
Your friends cannot pay it, nor your bounty, nor the farm, nor all your
comrades!
“‘There is only one man in all the world who can pay it, and his name is
William Scott!
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