Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story tellerMcClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
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Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller
McClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
“Oh,” replied the President, “there is no alternative but to keep
‘pegging’ away!”
BEWARE OF THE TAIL.
After the issue of the Emancipation Proclamation, Governor Morgan, of
New York, was at the White House one day, when the President said:
“I do not agree with those who say that slavery is dead. We are like
whalers who have been long on a chase--we have at last got the harpoon
into the monster, but we must now look how we steer, or, with one ‘flop’
of his tail, he will yet send us all into eternity!”
“LINCOLN’S DREAM.”
President Lincoln was depicted as a headsman in a cartoon printed in
“Frank Leslie’s Illustrated Newspaper,” on February 14, 1863, the title
of the picture being “Lincoln’s Dreams; or, There’s a Good Time Coming.”
The cartoon, reproduced here, represents, on the right, the Union
Generals who had been defeated by the Confederates in battle, and had
suffered decapitation in consequence--McDowell, who lost at Bull Run;
McClellan, who failed to take Richmond, when within twelve miles of that
city and no opposition, comparatively; and Burnside, who was so badly
whipped at Fredericksburg. To the left of the block, where the President
is standing with the bloody axe in his hand, are shown the members
of the Cabinet--Secretary of State Seward, Secretary of War Stanton,
Secretary of the Navy Welles, and others--each awaiting his turn. This
part of the “Dream” was never realized, however, as the President did
not decapitate any of his Cabinet officers.
It was the idea of the cartoonist to hold Lincoln up as a man who would
not countenance failure upon the part of subordinates, but visit the
severest punishment upon those commanders who did not win victories.
After Burnside’s defeat at Fredericksburg, he was relieved by Hooker,
who suffered disaster at Chancellorsville; Hooker was relieved by Meade,
who won at Gettysburg, but was refused promotion because he did not
follow up and crush Lee; Rosecrans was all but defeated at Chickamauga,
and gave way to Grant, who, of all the Union commanders, had never
suffered defeat. Grant was Lincoln’s ideal fighting man, and the “Old
Commander” was never superseded.
THERE WAS NO NEED OF A STORY.
Dr. Hovey, of Dansville, New York, thought he would call and see the
President.
Upon arriving at the White House he found the President on horseback,
ready for a start.
Approaching him, he said:
“President Lincoln, I thought I would call and see you before leaving
the city, and hear you tell a story.”
The President greeted him pleasantly, and asked where he was from.
“From Western New York.”
“Well, that’s a good enough country without stories,” replied the
President, and off he rode.
LINCOLN A MAN OF SIMPLE HABITS.
Lincoln’s habits at the White House were as simple as they were at his
old home in Illinois.
He never alluded to himself as “President,” or as occupying “the
Presidency.”
His office he always designated as “the place.”
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