Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story tellerMcClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
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Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller
McClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
“Hill, on the 11th I go to Washington, and I want you to go along with
me. Our friends have already asked me to send you as Consul to Paris.
You know I would cheerfully give you anything for which our friends may
ask or which you may desire, but it looks as if we might have war.
“In that case I want you with me. In fact, I must have you. So get
yourself ready and come along. It will be handy to have you around. If
there is to be a fight, I want you to help me to do my share of it, as
you have done in times past. You must go, and go to stay.”
This is Lamon’s version of it.
LINCOLN WASN’T BUYING NOMINATIONS.
To a party who wished to be empowered to negotiate reward for promises
of influence in the Chicago Convention, 1860, Mr. Lincoln replied:
“No, gentlemen; I have not asked the nomination, and I will not now buy
it with pledges.
“If I am nominated and elected, I shall not go into the Presidency as
the tool of this man or that man, or as the property of any factor or
clique.”
HE ENVIED THE SOLDIER AT THE FRONT.
After some very bad news had come in from the army in the field, Lincoln
remarked to Schuyler Colfax:
“How willingly would I exchange places to-day with the soldier who
sleeps on the ground in the Army of the Potomac!”
DON’T TRUST TOO FAR
In the campaign of 1852, Lincoln, in reply to Douglas’ speech, wherein
he spoke of confidence in Providence, replied: “Let us stand by our
candidate (General Scott) as faithfully as he has always stood by our
country, and I much doubt if we do not perceive a slight abatement of
Judge Douglas’ confidence in Providence as well as the people. I suspect
that confidence is not more firmly fixed with the judge than it was with
the old woman whose horse ran away with her in a buggy. She said she
‘trusted in Providence till the britchen broke,’ and then she ‘didn’t
know what in airth to do.’”
HE’D “RISK THE DICTATORSHIP.”
Lincoln’s great generosity to his leaders was shown when, in January,
1863, he assigned “Fighting Joe” Hooker to the command of the Army of
the Potomac. Hooker had believed in a military dictatorship, and it was
an open secret that McClellan might have become such had he possessed
the nerve. Lincoln, however, was not bothered by this prattle, as he
did not think enough of it to relieve McClellan of his command. The
President said to Hooker:
“I have heard, in such a way as to believe it, of your recently saying
that both the army and the Government needed a dictator. Of course, it
was not for this, but in spite of it, that I have given you the command.
Only those generals who gain success can be dictators.
“What I now ask of you is military success, and I will risk the
dictatorship.”
Lincoln also believed Hooker had not given cordial support to General
Burnside when he was in command of the army. In Lincoln’s own peculiarly
plain language, he told Hooker that he had done “a great wrong to the
country and to a most meritorious and honorable brother officer.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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