Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story tellerMcClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
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Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller
McClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
When Mr. Lincoln was a candidate for the Legislature, it was the
practice at that date in Illinois for two rival candidates to travel
over the district together. The custom led to much good-natured raillery
between them; and in such contests Lincoln was rarely, if ever, worsted.
He could even turn the generosity of a rival to account by his whimsical
treatment.
On one occasion, says Mr. Weir, a former resident of Sangamon county, he
had driven out from Springfield in company with a political opponent
to engage in joint debate. The carriage, it seems, belonged to his
opponent. In addressing the gathering of farmers that met them, Lincoln
was lavish in praise of the generosity of his friend.
“I am too poor to own a carriage,” he said, “but my friend has
generously invited me to ride with him. I want you to vote for me if you
will; but if not then vote for my opponent, for he is a fine man.”
His extravagant and persistent praise of his opponent appealed to the
sense of humor in his rural audience, to whom his inability to own a
carriage was by no means a disqualification.
ONE THING “ABE” DIDN’T LOVE.
Lincoln admitted that he was not particularly energetic when it came to
real hard work.
“My father,” said he one day, “taught me how to work, but not to love
it. I never did like to work, and I don’t deny it. I’d rather read, tell
stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh--anything but work.”
THE MODESTY OF GENIUS.
The opening of the year 1860 found Mr. Lincoln’s name freely mentioned
in connection with the Republican nomination for the Presidency. To be
classed with Seward, Chase, McLean, and other celebrities, was enough to
stimulate any Illinois lawyer’s pride; but in Mr. Lincoln’s case, if it
had any such effect, he was most artful in concealing it. Now and then,
some ardent friend, an editor, for example, would run his name up to the
masthead, but in all cases he discouraged the attempt.
“In regard to the matter you spoke of,” he answered one man who proposed
his name, “I beg you will not give it a further mention. Seriously, I do
not think I am fit for the Presidency.”
WHY SHE MARRIED HIM.
There was a “social” at Lincoln’s house in Springfield, and “Abe”
introduced his wife to Ward Lamon, his law partner. Lamon tells the
story in these words:
“After introducing me to Mrs. Lincoln, he left us in conversation. I
remarked to her that her husband was a great favorite in the eastern
part of the State, where I had been stopping.
“‘Yes,’ she replied, ‘he is a great favorite everywhere. He is to be
President of the United States some day; if I had not thought so I never
would have married him, for you can see he is not pretty.
“‘But look at him, doesn’t he look as if he would make a magnificent
President?’”
NIAGARA FALLS.
(Written By Abraham Lincoln.)
The following article on Niagara Falls, in Mr. Lincoln’s handwriting,
was found among his papers after his death:
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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