Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story tellerMcClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
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Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller
McClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
Asked what pleased him, he replied, “I brought suit against ----, and
then hunted him up, told him what I had done, handed him half of the
$10, and we went over to the squire’s office. He confessed judgment and
paid the bill.”
Lincoln added that he didn’t see any other way to make things
satisfactory for his client as well as the other.
HELPED OUT THE SOLDIERS.
Judge Thomas B. Bryan, of Chicago, a member of the Union Defense
Committee during the War, related the following concerning the original
copy of the Emancipation Proclamation:
“I asked Mr. Lincoln for the original draft of the Proclamation,” said
Judge Bryan, “for the benefit of our Sanitary Fair, in 1865. He sent it
and accompanied it with a note in which he said:
“‘I had intended to keep this paper, but if it will help the soldiers, I
give it to you.’
“The paper was put up at auction and brought $3,000. The buyer afterward
sold it again to friends of Mr. Lincoln at a greatly advanced price, and
it was placed in the rooms of the Chicago Historical Society, where it
was burned in the great fire of 1871.”
EVERY FELLOW FOR HIMSELF.
An elegantly dressed young Virginian assured Lincoln that he had done a
great deal of hard manual labor in his time. Much amused at this solemn
declaration, Lincoln said:
“Oh, yes; you Virginians shed barrels of perspiration while standing off
at a distance and superintending the work your slaves do for you. It is
different with us. Here it is every fellow for himself, or he doesn’t
get there.”
“BUTCHER-KNIFE BOYS” AT THE POLLS.
When young Lincoln had fully demonstrated that he was the champion
wrestler in the country surrounding New Salem, the men of “de gang” at
Clary’s Grove, whose leader “Abe” had downed, were his sworn political
friends and allies.
Their work at the polls was remarkably effective. When the “Butcherknife
boys,” the “huge-pawed boys,” and the “half-horse-half-alligator men”
declared for a candidate the latter was never defeated.
NO “SECOND COMING” FOR SPRINGFIELD.
Soon after the opening of Congress in 1861, Mr. Shannon, from
California, made the customary call at the White House. In the
conversation that ensued, Mr Shannon said: “Mr. President, I met an old
friend of yours in California last summer, a Mr. Campbell, who had a
good deal to say of your Springfield life.”
“Ah!” returned Mr. Lincoln, “I am glad to hear of him. Campbell used
to be a dry fellow in those days,” he continued. “For a time he was
Secretary of State. One day during the legislative vacation, a meek,
cadaverous-looking man, with a white neck-cloth, introduced himself to
him at his office, and, stating that he had been informed that Mr. C.
had the letting of the hall of representatives, he wished to secure
it, if possible, for a course of lectures he desired to deliver in
Springfield.
“‘May I ask,’ said the Secretary, ‘what is to be the subject of your
lectures?’
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