Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story tellerMcClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
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Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller
McClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
There was much that was irritating and uncomfortable in the
circuit-riding of the Illinois court, but there was more which was
amusing to a temperament like Lincoln’s. The freedom, the long days in
the open air, the unexpected if trivial adventures, the meeting with
wayfarers and settlers--all was an entertainment to him. He found humor
and human interest on the route where his companions saw nothing but
commonplaces.
“He saw the ludicrous in an assemblage of fowls,” says H. C. Whitney,
one of his fellow-itinerants, “in a man spading his garden, in a
clothes-line full of clothes, in a group of boys, in a lot of pigs
rooting at a mill door, in a mother duck teaching her brood to swim--in
everything and anything.”
SPECIFIC FOR FOREIGN “RASH.”
It was in the latter part of 1863 that Russia offered its friendship to
the United States, and sent a strong fleet of warships, together with
munitions of war, to this country to be used in any way the President
might see fit. Russia was not friendly to England and France, these
nations having defeated her in the Crimea a few years before. As Great
Britain and the Emperor of the French were continually bothering him,
President Lincoln used Russia’s kindly feeling and action as a means
of keeping the other two powers named in a neutral state of mind.
Underneath the cartoon we here reproduce, which was labeled “Drawing
Things to a Head,” and appeared in the issue of “Harper’s Weekly,” of
November 28, 1863, was this DR. LINCOLN (to smart boy of the shop):
“Mild applications of Russian Salve for our friends over the way, and
heavy doses--and plenty of it for our Southern patient!!”
Secretary of State Seward was the “smart boy” of the shop, and “our
friend over the way” were England and France. The latter bothered
President Lincoln no more, but it is a fact that the Confederate
privateer Alabama was manned almost entirely by British seamen; also,
that when the Alabama was sunk by the Kearsarge, in the summer of 1864,
the Confederate seamen were picked up by an English vessel, taken to
Southhampton, and set at liberty!
FAVORED THE OTHER SIDE.
Lincoln was candor itself when conducting his side of a case in court.
General Mason Brayman tells this story as an illustration:
“It is well understood by the profession that lawyers do not read
authors favoring the opposite side. I once heard Mr. Lincoln, in the
Supreme Court of Illinois, reading from a reported case some strong
points in favor of his argument. Reading a little too far, and before
becoming aware of it, plunged into an authority against himself.
“Pausing a moment, he drew up his shoulders in a comical way, and half
laughing, went on, ‘There, there, may it please the court, I reckon
I’ve scratched up a snake. But, as I’m in for it, I guess I’ll read it
through.’
“Then, in his most ingenious and matchless manner, he went on with his
argument, and won his case, convincing the court that it was not much of
a snake after all.”
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