Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story tellerMcClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
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Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller
McClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
The simple mode of electing a captain adopted by the company was by
placing the candidates apart, and telling the men to go and stand with
the one they preferred. Lincoln and his competitor took their positions,
and then the word was given. At least three out of every four went to
Lincoln at once.
When it was seen by those who had arranged themselves with the other
candidate that Lincoln was the choice of the majority of the company,
they left their places, one by one, and came over to the successful
side, until Lincoln’s opponent in the friendly strife was left standing
almost alone.
“I felt badly to see him cut so,” says a witness of the scene.
Here was an opportunity for revenge. The humble laborer was his
employer’s captain, but the opportunity was never improved. Mr. Lincoln
frequently confessed that no subsequent success of his life had given
him half the satisfaction that this election did.
DIDN’T TRUST THE COURT.
In one of his many stories of Lincoln, his law partner, W. H. Herndon,
told this as illustrating Lincoln’s shrewdness as a lawyer:
“I was with Lincoln once and listened to an oral argument by him in
which he rehearsed an extended history of the law. It was a carefully
prepared and masterly discourse, but, as I thought, entirely useless.
After he was through and we were walking home, I asked him why he went
so far back in the history of the law. I presumed the court knew enough
history.
“‘That’s where you’re mistaken,’ was his instant rejoinder. ‘I dared
not just the case on the presumption that the court knows everything--in
fact I argued it on the presumption that the court didn’t know
anything,’ a statement, which, when one reviews the decision of our
appellate courts, is not so extravagant as one would at first suppose.”
HANDSOMEST MAN ON EARTH.
One day Thaddeus Stevens called at the White House with an elderly
woman, whose son had been in the army, but for some offense had been
court-martialed and sentenced to death. There were some extenuating
circumstances, and after a full hearing the President turned to Stevens
and said: “Mr. Stevens, do you think this is a case which will warrant
my interference?”
“With my knowledge of the facts and the parties,” was the reply, “I
should have no hesitation in granting a pardon.”
“Then,” returned Mr. Lincoln, “I will pardon him,” and proceeded
forthwith to execute the paper.
The gratitude of the mother was too deep for expression, save by her
tears, and not a word was said between her and Stevens until they were
half way down the stairs on their passage out, when she suddenly broke
forth in an excited manner with the words:
“I knew it was a copperhead lie!”
“What do you refer to, madam?” asked Stevens.
“Why, they told me he was an ugly-looking man,” she replied, with
vehemence. “He is the handsomest man I ever saw in my life.”
THAT COON CAME DOWN.
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