Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story tellerMcClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
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Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller
McClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
“Let everyone who really believes, and is resolved, that free society is
not and shall not be a failure, and who can conscientiously declare that
in the past contest he has done only what he thought best--let every
such one have charity to believe that every other one can say as much.
“Thus, let bygones be bygones; let party differences as nothing be,
and with steady eye on the real issue, let us reinaugurate the good old
‘central ideas’ of the Republic.
“We can do it. The human heart is with us; God is with us.
“We shall never be able to declare that ‘all States as States are
equal,’ nor yet that ‘all citizens are equal,’ but to renew the broader,
better declaration, including both these and much more, that ‘all men
are created equal.’”
HURRY MIGHT MAKE TROUBLE.
Up to the very last moment of the life of the Confederacy, the London
“Punch” had its fling at the United States. In a cartoon, printed
February 18th, 1865, labeled “The Threatening Notice,” “Punch” intimates
that Uncle Sam is in somewhat of a hurry to serve notice on John Bull
regarding the contentions in connection with the northern border of the
United States.
Lincoln, however, as attorney for his revered Uncle, advises caution.
Accordingly, he tells his Uncle, according to the text under the picture:
ATTORNEY LINCOLN: “Now, Uncle Sam, you’re in a darned hurry to serve
this here notice on John Bull. Now, it’s my duty, as your attorney, to
tell you that you may drive him to go over to that cuss, Davis.” (Uncle
Sam considers.) In this instance, President Lincoln is given credit for
judgment and common sense, his advice to his Uncle Sam to be prudent
being sound. There was trouble all along the Canadian border during the
War, while Canada was the refuge of Northern conspirators and Southern
spies, who, at times, crossed the line and inflicted great damage
upon the States bordering on it. The plot to seize the great lake
cities--Chicago, Milwaukee, Detroit, Cleveland, Buffalo and others--was
figured out in Canada by the Southerners and Northern allies. President
Lincoln, in his message to Congress in December, 1864, said the United
States had given notice to England that, at the end of six months, this
country would, if necessary, increase its naval armament upon the lakes.
What Great Britain feared was the abrogation by the United States of all
treaties regarding Canada. By previous stipulation, the United States
and England were each to have but one war vessel on the Great Lakes.
SAW HIMSELF DEAD.
This story cannot be repeated in Lincoln’s own language, although he
told it often enough to intimate friends; but, as it was never taken
down by a stenographer in the martyred President’s exact words, the
reader must accept a simple narration of the strange occurrence.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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