Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story tellerMcClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
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Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller
McClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
Those with whom he was associated in his early youth and young manhood,
and with whom he was always in cordial sympathy, were thorough believers
in presentiments and dreams; and so Lincoln drifted on through years
of toil and exceptional hardship--meditative, aspiring, certain of his
star, but appalled at times by its malignant aspect. Many times prior to
his first election to the Presidency he was both elated and alarmed by
what seemed to him a rent in the veil which hides from mortal view what
the future holds.
He saw, or thought he saw, a vision of glory and of blood, himself
the central figure in a scene which his fancy transformed from giddy
enchantment to the most appalling tragedy.
“WHY DON’T THEY COME!”
The suspense of the days when the capital was isolated, the expected
troops not arriving, and an hourly attack feared, wore on Mr. Lincoln
greatly.
“I begin to believe,” he said bitterly, one day, to some Massachusetts
soldiers, “that there is no North. The Seventh Regiment is a myth. Rhode
Island is another. You are the only real thing.”
And again, after pacing the floor of his deserted office for a
half-hour, he was heard to exclaim to himself, in an anguished tone:
“Why don’t they come! Why don’t they come!”
GRANT’S BRAND OF WHISKEY.
Lincoln was not a man of impulse, and did nothing upon the spur of the
moment; action with him was the result of deliberation and study. He
took nothing for granted; he judged men by their performances and not
their speech.
If a general lost battles, Lincoln lost confidence in him; if a
commander was successful, Lincoln put him where he would be of the most
service to the country.
“Grant is a drunkard,” asserted powerful and influential politicians
to the President at the White House time after time; “he is not himself
half the time; he can’t be relied upon, and it is a shame to have such a
man in command of an army.”
“So Grant gets drunk, does he?” queried Lincoln, addressing himself to
one of the particularly active detractors of the soldier, who, at that
period, was inflicting heavy damage upon the Confederates.
“Yes, he does, and I can prove it,” was the reply.
“Well,” returned Lincoln, with the faintest suspicion of a twinkle in
his eye, “you needn’t waste your time getting proof; you just find out,
to oblige me, what brand of whiskey Grant drinks, because I want to send
a barrel of it to each one of my generals.”
That ended the crusade against Grant, so far as the question of drinking
was concerned.
HIS FINANCIAL STANDING.
A New York firm applied to Abraham Lincoln, some years before he became
President, for information as to the financial standing of one of his
neighbors. Mr. Lincoln replied:
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