Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story tellerMcClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
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Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller
McClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
“Now I am going to encourage that in every possible way. We shall have
hundreds of thousands of disbanded soldiers, and many have feared that
their return home in such great numbers might paralyze industry by
furnishing, suddenly, a greater supply of labor than there will be
demand for. I am going to try to attract them to the hidden wealth of
our mountain ranges, where there is room enough for all. Immigration,
which even the War has not stopped, will land upon our shores hundreds
of thousands more per year from overcrowded Europe. I intend to point
them to the gold and silver that wait for them in the West.
“Tell the miners for me that I shall promote their interests to the
utmost of my ability; because their prosperity as the prosperity of
the nation; and,” said he, his eye kindling with enthusiasm, “we shall
prove, in a very few years, that we are indeed the treasury of the
world.”
“ON THE LORD’S SIDE.”
President Lincoln made a significant remark to a clergyman in the early
days of the War.
“Let us have faith, Mr. President,” said the minister, “that the Lord is
on our side in this great struggle.”
Mr. Lincoln quietly answered: “I am not at all concerned about that, for
I know that the Lord is always on the side of the right; but it is my
constant anxiety and prayer that I and this nation may be on the Lord’s
side.”
WANTED TO BE NEAR “ABE.”
It was Lincoln’s custom to hold an informal reception once a week, each
caller taking his turn.
Upon one of these eventful days an old friend from Illinois stood in
line for almost an hour. At last he was so near the President his voice
could reach him, and, calling out to his old associate, he startled
every one by exclaiming, “Hallo, ‘Abe’; how are ye? I’m in line and hev
come for an orfice, too.”
Lincoln singled out the man with the stentorian voice, and recognizing
a particularly old friend, one whose wife had befriended him at a
peculiarly trying time, the President responded to his greeting in a
cordial manner, and told him “to hang onto himself and not kick the
traces. Keep in line and you’ll soon get here.”
They met and shook hands with the old fervor and renewed their
friendship.
The informal reception over, Lincoln sent for his old friend, and the
latter began to urge his claims.
After having given him some good advice, Lincoln kindly told him he
was incapable of holding any such position as he asked for. The
disappointment of the Illinois friend was plainly shown, and with a
perceptible tremor in his voice he said, “Martha’s dead, the gal is
married, and I’ve guv Jim the forty.”
Then looking at Lincoln he came a little nearer and almost whispered, “I
knowed I wasn’t eddicated enough to git the place, but I kinder want to
stay where I ken see ‘Abe’ Lincoln.”
He was given employment in the White House grounds.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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