Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story tellerMcClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
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Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller
McClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
“So, it’s true that when ‘the Quakers are out’ the man they support is
apt to go in.”
HAD CONFIDENCE IN HIM--“BUT--.”
“General Blank asks for more men,” said Secretary of War Stanton to
the President one day, showing the latter a telegram from the commander
named appealing for re-enforcements.
“I guess he’s killed off enough men, hasn’t he?” queried the President.
“I don’t mean Confederates--our own men. What’s the use in sending
volunteers down to him if they’re only used to fill graves?”
“His dispatch seems to imply that, in his opinion, you have not the
confidence in him he thinks he deserves,” the War Secretary went on to
say, as he looked over the telegram again.
“Oh,” was the President’s reply, “he needn’t lose any of his sleep on
that account. Just telegraph him to that effect; also, that I don’t
propose to send him any more men.”
HOW HOMINY WAS ORIGINATED.
During the progress of a Cabinet meeting the subject of food for the men
in the Army happened to come up. From that the conversation changed to
the study of the Latin language.
“I studied Latin once,” said Mr. Lincoln, in a casual way.
“Were you interested in it?” asked Mr. Seward, the Secretary of State.
“Well, yes. I saw some very curious things,” was the President’s
rejoinder.
“What?” asked Secretary Seward.
“Well, there’s the word hominy, for instance. We have just ordered a lot
of that stuff for the troops. I see how the word originated. I notice it
came from the Latin word homo--a man.
“When we decline homo, it is:
“‘Homo--a man.
“‘Hominis--of man.
“‘Homini--for man.’
“So you see, hominy, being ‘for man,’ comes from the Latin. I guess
those soldiers who don’t know Latin will get along with it all
right--though I won’t rest real easy until I hear from the Commissary
Department on it.”
HIS IDEA’S OLD, AFTER ALL.
One day, while listening to one of the wise men who had called at the
White House to unload a large cargo of advice, the President interjected
a remark to the effect that he had a great reverence for learning.
“This is not,” President Lincoln explained, “because I am not an
educated man. I feel the need of reading. It is a loss to a man not to
have grown up among books.”
“Men of force,” the visitor answered, “can get on pretty well without
books. They do their own thinking instead of adopting what other men
think.”
“Yes,” said Mr. Lincoln, “but books serve to show a man that those
original thoughts of his aren’t very new, after all.”
This was a point the caller was not willing to debate, and so he cut his
call short.
LINCOLN’S FIRST SPEECH.
Lincoln made his first speech when he was a mere boy, going barefoot,
his trousers held up by one suspender, and his shock of hair sticking
through a hole in the crown of his cheap straw hat.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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