Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story tellerMcClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
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Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller
McClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
A Senator, who was calling upon Mr. Lincoln, mentioned the name of a
most virulent and dishonest official; one, who, though very brilliant,
was very bad.
“It’s a good thing for B----” said Mr. Lincoln, “that there is such a
thing as a deathbed repentance.”
NO CAUSE FOR PRIDE.
A member of Congress from Ohio came into Mr. Lincoln’s presence in a
state of unutterable intoxication, and sinking into a chair, exclaimed
in tones that welled up fuzzy through the gallon or more of whiskey that
he contained, “Oh, ‘why should (hic) the spirit of mortal be proud?’”
“My dear sir,” said the President, regarding him closely, “I see no
reason whatever.”
THE STORY OF LINCOLN’S LIFE
When Abraham Lincoln once was asked to tell the story of his life, he
replied:
“It is contained in one line of Gray’s ‘Elegy in a Country Churchyard’:
“‘The short and simple annals of the poor.’”
That was true at the time he said it, as everything else he said was
Truth, but he was then only at the beginning of a career that was
to glorify him as one of the heroes of the world, and place his name
forever beside the immortal name of the mighty Washington.
Many great men, particularly those of America, began life in humbleness
and poverty, but none ever came from such depths or rose to such a
height as Abraham Lincoln.
His birthplace, in Hardin county, Kentucky, was but a wilderness,
and Spencer county, Indiana, to which the Lincoln family removed when
Abraham was in his eighth year, was a wilder and still more uncivilized
region.
The little red schoolhouse which now so thickly adorns the country
hillside had not yet been built. There were scattered log schoolhouses,
but they were few and far between. In several of these Mr. Lincoln got
the rudiments of an education--an education that was never finished, for
to the day of his death he was a student and a seeker after knowledge.
Some records of his schoolboy days are still left us. One is a book
made and bound by Lincoln himself, in which he had written the table of
weights and measures, and the sums to be worked out therefrom. This was
his arithmetic, for he was too poor to own a printed copy.
A YOUTHFUL POET.
On one of the pages of this quaint book he had written these four lines
of schoolboy doggerel:
“Abraham Lincoln,
His Hand and Pen,
He Will be Good,
But God knows when.”
The poetic spirit was strong in the young scholar just then for on
another page of the same book he had written these two verses, which are
supposed to have been original with him:
“Time, what an empty vapor ‘tis,
And days, how swift they are;
Swift as an Indian arrow
Fly on like a shooting star.
The present moment just is here,
Then slides away in haste,
That we can never say they’re ours,
But only say they’re past.”
Another specimen of the poetical, or rhyming ability, is found in the
following couplet, written by him for his friend, Joseph C. Richardson:
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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