Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story tellerMcClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
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Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller
McClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
When General W. T. Sherman, November 12th, 1864, severed all
communication with the North and started for Savannah with his
magnificent army of sixty thousand men, there was much anxiety for
a month as to his whereabouts. President Lincoln, in response to an
inquiry, said: “I know what hole Sherman went in at, but I don’t know
what hole he’ll come out at.”
Colonel McClure had been in consultation with the President one day,
about two weeks after Sherman’s disappearance, and in this connection
related this incident:
“I was leaving the room, and just as I reached the door the President
turned around, and, with a merry twinkling of the eye, inquired,
‘McClure, wouldn’t you like to hear something from Sherman?’
“The inquiry electrified me at the instant, as it seemed to imply that
Lincoln had some information on the subject. I immediately answered,
‘Yes, most of all, I should like to hear from Sherman.’
“To this President Lincoln answered, with a hearty laugh: ‘Well, I’ll be
hanged if I wouldn’t myself.’”
WHAT SUMMER THOUGHT.
Although himself a most polished, even a fastidious, gentleman, Senator
Sumner never allowed Lincoln’s homely ways to hide his great qualities.
He gave him a respect and esteem at the start which others accorded only
after experience. The Senator was most tactful, too, in his dealings
with Mrs. Lincoln, and soon had a firm footing in the household. That he
was proud of this, perhaps a little boastful, there is no doubt.
Lincoln himself appreciated this. “Sumner thinks he runs me,” he said,
with an amused twinkle, one day.
A USELESS DOG.
When Hood’s army had been scattered into fragments, President Lincoln,
elated by the defeat of what had so long been a menacing force on the
borders of Tennessee was reminded by its collapse of the fate of a
savage dog belonging to one of his neighbors in the frontier settlements
in which he lived in his youth. “The dog,” he said, “was the terror of
the neighborhood, and its owner, a churlish and quarrelsome fellow, took
pleasure in the brute’s forcible attitude.
“Finally, all other means having failed to subdue the creature, a man
loaded a lump of meat with a charge of powder, to which was attached a
slow fuse; this was dropped where the dreaded dog would find it, and the
animal gulped down the tempting bait.
“There was a dull rumbling, a muffled explosion, and fragments of the
dog were seen flying in every direction. The grieved owner, picking up
the shattered remains of his cruel favorite, said: ‘He was a good dog,
but as a dog, his days of usefulness are over.’ Hood’s army was a good
army,” said Lincoln, by way of comment, “and we were all afraid of it,
but as an army, its usefulness is gone.”
ORIGIN OF THE “INFLUENCE” STORY.
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