Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story tellerMcClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
History
Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller
McClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
President Lincoln replied, laughingly: “If I grant this concession, you
will be back tomorrow asking that no troops be marched ‘around’ it.”
The President was right. That afternoon, and again on Sunday and Monday,
committees sought him, protesting that Maryland soil should not be
“polluted” by the feet of soldiers marching against the South.
The President had but one reply: “We must have troops, and as they can
neither crawl under Maryland nor fly over it, they must come across it.”
PAT WAS “FORNINST THE GOVERNMENT.”
The Governor-General of Canada, with some of his principal officers,
visited President Lincoln in the summer of 1864.
They had been very troublesome in harboring blockade runners, and they
were said to have carried on a large trade from their ports with the
Confederates. Lincoln treated his guests with great courtesy.
After a pleasant interview, the Governor, alluding to the coming
Presidential election said, jokingly, but with a grain of sarcasm: “I
understand Mr. President, that everybody votes in this country. If we
remain until November, can we vote?”
“You remind me,” replied the President, “of a countryman of yours, a
green emigrant from Ireland. Pat arrived on election day, and perhaps
was as eager as your Excellency to vote, and to vote early, and late and
often.
“So, upon landing at Castle Garden, he hastened to the nearest voting
place, and as he approached, the judge who received the ballots
inquired, ‘Who do you want to vote for? On which side are you?’ Poor Pat
was embarrassed; he did not know who were the candidates. He stopped,
scratched his head, then, with the readiness of his countrymen, he said:
“‘I am forninst the Government, anyhow. Tell me, if your Honor plase:
which is the rebellion side, and I’ll tell you haw I want to vote. In
ould Ireland, I was always on the rebellion side, and, by Saint Patrick,
I’ll do that same in America.’ Your Excellency,” said Mr. Lincoln,
“would, I should think, not be at all at a loss on which side to vote!”
“CAN’T SPARE THIS MAN.”
One night, about eleven o’clock, Colonel A. K. McClure, whose intimacy
with President Lincoln was so great that he could obtain admittance to
the Executive Mansion at any and all hours, called at the White House to
urge Mr. Lincoln to remove General Grant from command.
After listening patiently for a long time, the President, gathering
himself up in his chair, said, with the utmost earnestness:
“I can’t spare this man; he fights!”
In relating the particulars of this interview, Colonel McClure said:
“That was all he said, but I knew that it was enough, and that Grant was
safe in Lincoln’s hands against his countless hosts of enemies. The only
man in all the nation who had the power to save Grant was Lincoln,
and he had decided to do it. He was not influenced by any personal
partiality for Grant, for they had never met.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account