Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story tellerMcClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
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Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller
McClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
President Lincoln had a little joke at the expense of General George B.
McClellan, the Democratic candidate for the Presidency in opposition
to the Westerner in 1864. McClellan was nominated by the Democratic
National Convention, which assembled at Chicago, but after he had
been named, and also during the campaign, the military candidate was
characteristically slow in coming to the front.
President Lincoln had his eye upon every move made by General McClellan
during the campaign, and when reference was made one day, in his
presence, to the deliberation and caution of the New Jerseyite,
Mr. Lincoln remarked, with a twinkle in his eye, “Perhaps he is
intrenching.”
The cartoon we reproduce appeared in “Harper’s Weekly,” September 17th,
1864, and shows General McClellan, with his little spade in hand, being
subjected to the scrutiny of the President--the man who gave McClellan,
when the latter was Commander-in-Chief of the Union forces, every
opportunity in the world to distinguish himself. There is a smile on the
face of “Honest Abe,” which shows conclusively that he does not regard
his political opponent as likely to prove formidable in any way.
President Lincoln “sized up” McClellan in 1861-2, and knew, to a
fraction, how much of a man he was, what he could do, and how he went
about doing it. McClellan was no politician, while the President was the
shrewdest of political diplomats.
HIS DIGNITY SAVED HIM.
When Washington had become an armed camp, and full of soldiers,
President Lincoln and his Cabinet officers drove daily to one or another
of these camps. Very often his outing for the day was attending some
ceremony incident to camp life: a military funeral, a camp wedding, a
review, a flag-raising. He did not often make speeches. “I have made a
great many poor speeches,” he said one day, in excusing himself, “and
I now feel relieved that my dignity does not permit me to be a public
speaker.”
THE MAN HE WAS LOOKING FOR
Judge Kelly, of Pennsylvania, who was one of the committee to advise
Lincoln of his nomination, and who was himself a great many feet high,
had been eyeing Lincoln’s lofty form with a mixture of admiration and
possibly jealousy.
This had not escaped Lincoln, and as he shook hands with the judge he
inquired, “What is your height?”
“Six feet three. What is yours, Mr. Lincoln?”
“Six feet four.”
“Then,” said the judge, “Pennsylvania bows to Illinois. My dear man, for
years my heart has been aching for a President that I could look up to,
and I’ve at last found him.”
HIS CABINET CHANCES POOR.
Mr. Jeriah Bonham, in describing a visit he paid Lincoln at his room in
the State House at Springfield, where he found him quite alone, except
that two of his children, one of whom was “Tad,” were with him.
“The door was open.
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