Florian stroked a smooth small chin with five meditative fingers.
“That’s _quite_ another matter,” he answered, in a self-satisfied tone.
“Circumstances, it has been well remarked by an anonymous thinker, alter
cases. If an Oriental potentate in all his glory were to order me to
flop down on my marrow-bones before him and kiss his imperial foot as an
act of pure homage, I should take my proud stand as a British subject,
and promptly decline so degrading a ceremony. But if he offered me a
thousand pounds down to comply with his wishes, I would give the polite
request my most earnest consideration. If he made it ten thousand, I
would almost certainly accede; and if he went to half-a-million, which
is a fortune for life, well, no gentleman on earth could dream of
disputing the question any further with him. Just so, I say, with
marriage. If a lady desires me, without due cause assigned, to become
her abject slave, and serve her alone for a lifetime, I will politely
but firmly answer, ‘No, thank you.’ If she confers upon me,
incidentally, a modest competence, I shall perpend for a moment, and
murmur, ‘Well, possibly.’ But if she renders me independent and
comfortable for life, with a chance of surrounding myself with books,
pictures, music, without a moment’s hesitation I shall answer, ‘Like a
bird,’ to her. Slavery, in short, though in itself disagreeable, may be
mitigated or altogether outweighed by concomitant advantages.”
“Florian,” Will said, earnestly, “I don’t know what you mean. You speak
a foreign language to me. If I felt like that, I could never bring
myself to marry any woman. If I married at all, I must do it for the
sake of the girl I loved—and to make her happy.”
Florian gazed at him compassionately. “Quixotic,” he answered low,
shaking his sculpturesque head once or twice with a face of solemn
warning. “Quixotic, exceedingly! The pure lemming instinct; they _will_
rush into it! It’s the moth and the candle again: dazzle, buzz, and
flutter,—and _pom! pom! pom!_—in a second, you’re caught, and sizzled
hot in the flame, and reduced to ashes. That’s how it’ll be with you, my
dear fellow: you’ll go back to Meran and, by Jingo, to-morrow, you’ll go
straight up the hill, and ask the cow-girl to marry you.”
“I think I will,” the poet answered, taking up his candlestick with a
sigh to leave the room. “I think I will, Florian. I’ll fight it out to
the bitter end, sloppy slavey and all, on your threatened south side, in
those dingy lodgings.” And he took himself off with a hurried nod to his
bland companion.
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