“Extremely graceful verses; I don’t know the author. However, no matter!
. . . Second envelope, Colonel Marchmont, containing inscription in
English, ‘The general immediately ordered an advance, and the gallant
21st, regardless of danger, charged for the battery in magnificent
style, sabring the enemy’s gunners in a wild outburst of military
enthusiasm.’ Very characteristic! A most soldierly choice. And boldly
written. . . . Third envelope, Mrs Sartoris,—stop, please! the lady’s
thoughts are wandering; kindly fix your attention for a moment, Madam,
on the words you have given me. Ah, so; that’s better.—‘The curfew
tolls the knell of parting day; The lowing herd winds slowly o’er the
lea; The ploughman homeward wends’—wends? wends? it should have been
‘plods’; but ‘wends’ is what you thought—‘The ploughman homeward wends
his weary way, And leaves the world to darkness and to me.’ Very
appropriate; it’s dark enough here! And I am the only speaker. Bend your
minds to what you have written, please, or I may have to hesitate. Each
think of your own. . . . Fourth envelope, Mr Florian Wood, containing
inscription:
‘We struggle fain to enlarge
Our bounded physical recipiency,
Increase our power, supply fresh oil to life,
Repair the waste of age and sickness: no,
It skills not! life’s inadequate to joy,
As the soul sees joy, tempting life to take.’
An exceedingly appropriate quotation! I forget where it comes from. Try
to concentrate your mind, Mr Wood. Ah, now I know!—from Browning’s
_Cleon_.”
Florian’s mellifluous voice broke the silence in the auditory. “This is
wonderful!” he said, in his impressive tone, “most wonderful!
miraculous! I never heard anything in my life to equal it.”
The Seer, noting his advantage, didn’t pause for a moment to answer the
interruption, but, smiling a self-satisfied though invisible smile,
which could be heard in his voice in spite of the dense darkness, went
on still more rapidly, “Fifth envelope, Lady Martindale, a familiar
quotation, ‘A thing of beauty is a joy for ever.’ Somewhat hackneyed
that, but easy enough to read on her brain for that very reason. . . .
Sixth envelope, Sir Henry Martindale—I regret to say, a confirmed
sceptic; Sir Henry didn’t believe I could read his thoughts, so he wrote
down these rude words: ‘The performance is a sham, and the man’s a
humbug.’ But the performance is not a sham, and the man’s a
thought-reader. Sir Henry also wrote three words below in the Russian
character, which he learnt in the Crimea. Now, I don’t know Russian, and
I can’t pretend to read thoughts in languages I don’t understand, any
more than I could pretend to repeat a conversation I happened to
overhear on top of an omnibus in Japanese or Hottentot. But I can tell
Sir Henry what he thought in English as he wrote those words; he thought
to himself, ‘That’s a puzzler for him, that is; I’ll bet five quid
that’ll beat the fellow.’”
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