Two or three weeks passed away in this undecided fashion, and still
Florian called almost daily, and still the Archbishop hummed and hawed
and shilly-shallied. Philippina, all the time, grew more and more
visibly eager, and the hard-shell Baptist himself, unable to enter into
his Eminence’s ecclesiastical frame of mind, consigned the Archbishop
and all his Church to eternal perdition ten times a day in sound round
Western phrases. Florian heartily sympathised with him; it was absurd to
treat so slight a matter so seriously. Why, Florian himself, if he’d
been an Archbishop (which he might have been in the great age of Italian
churchmanship), would have granted the girl dispensations enough in less
than half the time to drive a round dozen of husbands abreast, if her
fancy so dictated. His Eminence couldn’t have asked more questions or
insisted on more proof if he’d been buying a Leonardo for the National
Gallery, instead of handing over the precarious possession of a Tyrolese
cow-girl to a handsome but highly-flavoured Western-American mountebank.
At last, when Florian returned, much disturbed, from his sixth or
seventh unsuccessful interview, to Linnet’s house in Avenue Road, where
he was to meet Philippina and her betrothed by special appointment, his
hansom drew up at the door just as Philippina herself and Mr Theodore
Livingstone, in their most Sunday array, disappeared into the vestibule.
Florian followed them fast upstairs into Linnet’s drawing-room. Andreas
Hausberger was there, with Linnet by his side; Philippina and Mr
Livingstone looked radiantly happy, and bursting with excitement.
“Well, the Archbishop still refuses,” Florian exclaimed, with great
disgust, dropping exhausted on a sofa. “I never in my life met such a
stubborn old dromedary. I’ve tried him with reason, and I’ve tried him
with ridicule, and I’ve tried him with authority, but nothing answers.
He’s impervious to any of ’em—a typical pachyderm. I don’t believe,
myself, if you gird at him for a year, you’ll get anything out of him.”
“It doesn’t matter now,” Philippina answered, glibly, withdrawing her
light glove. “Teodore and I haf taken ze law into our own hands. He
persuade me to it zis morning. I do not care by zis time, were it for
twenty Archbishops.”
“Oh dear, what do you mean?” Linnet cried, all aghast, regarding her
friend with profound dismay.
Philippina held up her left hand significantly. “Just zat!” she cried,
with a little air of petulant triumph, touching a plain gold ring on her
third finger. Then she turned to Theodore. “My husband!” she said,
smiling, as if to introduce him in his novel capacity.
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