Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals; Science -- Periodicals
From Captain Hezekiah Butterfield, generally known as Cap'n 'Kiah, an
octogenarian who was regarded as an oracle, down to Tready Morgan, a
half-witted orphan, the inmates of the poor-house had an enjoyment of
living astonishing to behold. It had been hinted at town-meeting that
the keeper of the poor-farm was a "leetle mite too generous and
easy-going," especially as he insisted upon furnishing the paupers with
"store" tea and coffee, whereas his predecessor, Hiram Judkins, had made
them drink bayberry tea, a refreshment which old Mrs. Gerald, a pauper
whose wits were wandering, and who was familiarly known as "Marm Bony,"
because she cherished a conviction that she was the empress Josephine,
declared was "no more consolin' than meadow hay."
Seth Bemis and his wife made the farm pay: so the town voted to wink at
the store-tea. And they suited the paupers,--which was even more
difficult than to suit the town officers.
Miranda's arrival had created quite an excitement among the inmates of
the poor-house. They had all heard that she had fallen heir to almost
ten thousand dollars, and there was curiosity to see how she would
comport herself under this great accession of fortune.
Miranda stoutly resisted the charms of the best room, and sat down with
the paupers in the great kitchen after supper. For the spare chamber she
showed some weakness, for the little back chamber which she usually
occupied during her visits to the poor-farm was next to Oly Cowden's
room, and Oly had a way of rapping on her wall in the dead of the night
for somebody to bring her a roasted onion to avert a peculiarly bad
dream to which she was subject; and the next room on the other side was
occupied by Jo Briscoe, who had a habit of playing on his violin at most
unseemly hours, and, as poor Jo had come through a terrible shipwreck,
in which he had lost, by freezing, both his feet and several of his
fingers, which latter loss made it wonderful that he could play at all,
nobody had the heart to interfere with the consolation which "Fisher's
Hornpipe" and "The Girl I left behind me" afforded him at three o'clock
in the morning,--nobody, that is, except "Marm Bony," whose room was on
the other side of the corridor, and who took Jo's performances as a
serenade, and gently insinuated to him that, as Napoleon was still
living, she might be compromised by such tributes to her charms.
Although she was anxious not to accept any privileges on account of her
wealth, Miranda thought she would occupy the spare chamber.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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