Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals; Science -- Periodicals
"Wu'k!" said old Sandy, appealing to us and reaching for a piece of
driftwood to fling at his progeny in case of necessity; "w'y, de coons
of disher generation don' know de meanin' of de word, da's a fac'. How
is it dat yo' don' see no mo' bandy chillun roun' now? Kase dey mammies
don' hev to wu'k. Dey ain't got no call to put de chilluns down. W'y,
chile, I pick cotton 'fore I leave de bre's', da's a fac'. De niggers is
gittin' too sumpchus fo' dar place. Dey try to make outen dey got sense
like white folks. Yo' Rastus, yo'se deacon in de Key Wes' Fustest
Bethel, ain't yo'?"
"'Deed I is," replied that person.
"An' Piffney too, I reckon," continued Sandy.
"Yas, sah," answered Piffney.
"Wal," said the old man, turning to us again, "dere it is. Chuck full o'
'ligion, but w'en dey git in de tight hole like de five-foot dey ain't
got no faith. Old-time l'arnin' say 'tain't no use buckin' 'genst de
debble less yo' full o' faith. All de old-time coons knows dey's coons,
but dese yere free-born darkies got to be white or nuthin'. Yander,"
nodding his head toward Key West, "a couple of dese yere black Conchs
drap in on me an' de ole woman, an' say, 'Uncle Sandy, we'se 'lected yo'
hon'ry member of de Anex Debatin' Soci'ty of de Young Men's Chrisshun
'Sociashun of de Fustest Bethel.' I reached fo' a chunk of scantlin',
and de ole woman stood by fo' to turn loose de coon, w'en dey hollered
out dey wasn't no 'spenses, no fees, no nuthin', only ten bits fo'
hevin' yo' name 'graved in de soci'ty's books. So I 'lowed I'd jine; an'
d'rectly dey sent me an inwite fo' de fustest meetin', an', fo' de Lawd,
mar's, w'at yo' s'pose hit was? Hit read kinder like disher," he
continued, with a groan: "'Reswolved, which is de butt end of a goat?
Fo' de affermation (de on side), Rastus Pinckey; fo' de neggertive (de
off side), Piffney Pinckey.' Yas, sah, I done pay ten bits fo' to hear
my chillun 'scuss w'at's done been settled in disher fam'ly 'fore dey's
bo'n and sence! All comes o' apin' white folks," said the old man,
threatening the debaters with the scantling. "Dey's boun' to git up a
'batin'-soci'ty an' talk all de evening w'en dere was Paublo Johnson
standin' up all de evenin' from stiffness he cotched from ole man
Geiger's goat, an', hit's a fac', he stan' an' 'scuss de question,
tryin' to make outen how de goat kicked him, all kase he's on de _on_
side. But dat's de coon of it."
"Whish!" whispered Rastus, who, with Piffney, had been trying to look
supernaturally solemn during this tirade.
"Shoo!" repeated Sandy, leaning forward.
The moon had just cleared the mangrove-tops, and illuminated the silvery
sands, casting reflections upon the water, where there was now a perfect
calm. Far away was heard the lonely cry of a laughing gull. The gentle
break of the waves upon the sands gave out a soft, musical sound, and,
as we held our breath, a sharp hiss was heard, seemingly but a few feet
away.
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