How they love the birds! And why not? Since but for a little bird they would not have been together in this sweet little nest, outbilling and outcooing the Java sparrows, dwelling in the land of Love's young dream, in the sunshine of each other's affection, and ready to declare upon oath that there is no night in their lives that isn't radiant with the sheen of the honeymoon. And now I'll tell you the story of a little bird as Mistress May Sterling told it to me one evening while her Arthur and I smoked our cigars in the moonlight on The Nest's piazza. No: on the whole, Mistress Sterling shall tell the story herself: she tells it much better than I can. "Why, yes," she says, "I'll tell it: why not? I love to tell it, for, taken altogether, it is the best story I ever heard of.--Kiss me, dear." Arthur having done as he was bidden, Mrs. Sterling begins at once, and all you and I have to do is to listen: "When I was young and giddy--ever and ever so long ago, of course: indeed I was quite a girl then, only eighteen--I was, as you may imagine, quite a pet with my father--don't laugh, Arthur: you know I was--and quite a belle too, I can assure you, with lots of young men flinging themselves at my feet and swearing all kinds of oaths about fidelity and everlasting affection, and all the other things that young and enthusiastic--" "And inexperienced," put in Arthur. "Don't interrupt me, sir. Where was I? Oh yes!--that young and enthusiastic and inexperienced people are accustomed to swear. And my father, who was very stern and had old-fashioned notions--and has now, for that matter, dear old papa!--said that, whatever befell, he would not on any account give the least encouragement or the slightest permission to any lover till I was past twenty years old. Not that I cared, only it was such fun to hear the men talk, and me looking unutterable things and saying softly, 'You must never say anything to me on this subject again till you have papa's consent: he would be very angry if he knew what you've said already'! You see, I knew papa's will--it is unchangeable as granite: at least I thought it was--and I felt perfectly safe.