List, Ye Landsmen! A Romance of IncidentRussell, William Clark
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List, Ye Landsmen! A Romance of Incident
Russell, William Clark
English fiction -- 19th century; Sea stories
“But why?”
“Why?”
“Is there no chance of something coming along,” said I, “in which we can
send her to a port this side America?”
“She knows there is a big treasure on board.”
“That’s sure.”
“She knows that it is Spanish money, and how got by us.”
“True.”
“Well, now, send her out of this brig with our secret in her head, and
we stand to be chased by the chap we put her aboard of.”
“Not if she be an English ship.”
“I’d trust no Englishman in this part of the world. Figure a craft as
heavily armed again as our little brig; figure _that_, and then count
our crew forward there. I’ll have no risks. I’ll speak nothing. We have
got what we came to fetch, and this is to be my last voyage. I am a rich
man now. There are thirty-six thousand pounds belonging to me below.
No, Fielding, the lady will have to go along with us. You shall teach
her English, she shall teach me Spanish. She shall pour out tea, act the
hostess, sing; the very spirit of melody swells her fine throat every
time she opens her lips. She shall make dresses for herself and
under-linen.”
“And the two Spaniards?”
“They must go along with us too. They are a worthless, skulking pair of
fellows, I fear; but we must keep ’em.”
“They get no dollars?” said I.
“Not so much as shall buy them soap. We have saved their lives; that’s
good pay for such service as they’ll render. What shall you do with your
money?”
“Well, I have often considered, captain,” I answered. “I believe I shall
buy a little house, put what remains out at interest, and go a-fishing
for the rest of my days. And you?”
“First of all,” he answered, “I shall knock off the sea. I shall then
strike deep inland and look for a little estate in the heart of a
midland shire. I do not know that I shall marry. Should I marry, it will
be with a lady of my own degree in life. I will play the gentleman only
so far as I am entitled by my condition to represent one. I will be no
sham. There is no yardarm high enough for the hanging of the men who,
having got or inherited money, set up as country gentlemen, still
splashed with the mud of the gutter out of which their fathers crawled,
shaking themselves--illiterate, vulgar, scorned by the footmen who stand
behind their chairs, belly-crawlers, title-lickers, toadies. Faugh! I
once made a rhyme on shams--four lines--the only rhymes I ever made in
my life:
“Pull up your blinds that all the world may see
The house you live in and the man you be.
The blinds are up, and now the sun hath shone:
The house is empty and the man is gone.”
“By which you mean to imply----” said I.
“By which I mean to imply,” he interrupted, “that if the lines don’t
tell their own story they must be deuced bad.”
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