List, Ye Landsmen! A Romance of IncidentRussell, William Clark
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List, Ye Landsmen! A Romance of Incident
Russell, William Clark
English fiction -- 19th century; Sea stories
We had not entered the cabin five minutes when Van Laar descended the
companion steps. It was four o’clock. Yan Bol had come on to the
quarter-deck to relieve the mate until the hour of six, and Van Laar,
descending the ladder, was rolling in a thrusting and sprawling walk to
his berth, without taking the least notice of the captain and me, when
Greaves stopped him.
“Van Laar, sit down. I have something to say to you.”
The Dutch mate rounded suddenly. The insipid and meaningless layers of
fat which formed his face were quickened by an expression of surprise.
He had pulled his cloth cap off on entering, and now worried it between
his hands as he stared at Greaves. His mind worked slowly. Presently he
gathered from the looks of Greaves that he was to expect something
unpleasant, on which he said:
“I do not wish to sit down. Vy der doyvil should I sit down? Vot hov you
to say, Captain Greaves?”
“You are already aware that I am dissatisfied with you,” said Greaves.
“‘Ow vhas dot?”
“I desire no words. Enough if I tell you _simply_ that you do not suit
me.”
“Vy der doyvil did you engage me, den?”
“I was misled by Mynheer Tulp, who was misled by Mynheer somebody else,”
answered Greaves, admirably controlling his voice, but nevertheless
sternly surveying the man whom he addressed. “I was told that you knew
your duty as a seaman and as a mate, but you are so ignorant of your
duty that I will no longer trust you on my quarter-deck.”
“Vy der doyvil did you ask me to schip? If I do not know my duty, vhas
dere a half-drown man ash we drag on boardt dot can teach her to me?”
“I do not choose to go into that,” exclaimed Captain Greaves calmly. “I
presume you are not so ignorant of the sea but that you know what my
powers as a commander are?”
“Hey! you speaks too vast for me.”
The captain slowly and deliberately repeated his remark.
“Oh, yes,” exclaimed Van Laar, with a slow sideways motion of the head.
“I need not to be instrocted as to dere powers of a commander, nor do I
need to be instrocted as to dere rights of dose who sail oonder her. I
vhas your mate; vhat hov you to say against dot?”
“Which will you do,” said Greaves, with a note of impatience in his
voice, “will you take the place of second mate, in the room of Yan Bol,
who will be glad to be relieved of that trust, or will you go home by
the first ship that’ll receive you?”
Van Laar looked from Greaves to me, and from me to Greaves, and putting
his cap upon the table, and thrusting his immensely fat hands into his
immensely deep trousers’ pockets, he exclaimed, with a succession of
nods:
“Dis vhas a consbiracy.”
“Conspiracy or no conspiracy,” said Greaves, scarcely concealing a
smile, “you will give me your answer at once, if you please. My mind is
made up.”
“Dis vhas your doing,” said Van Laar, looking at me; and he pulled his
right hand out of his pocket and held it clenched.
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