List, Ye Landsmen! A Romance of IncidentRussell, William Clark
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List, Ye Landsmen! A Romance of Incident
Russell, William Clark
English fiction -- 19th century; Sea stories
“I do not know what sort of a sailor he is,” said I, “but a more
insulting son of a swab I never met in my life.”
“Dere’s a ship dot may take him,” said Bol, leveling a hand as big as a
shovel at the sea.
“Mr. Bol, please to keep your eye upon her while I am below,” said I;
“one needs to be wary in these waters.”
“Let me look at her,” said he, and he fetched the glass. “Dere vhas
noting for dis brig to be afraid of in _her_,” said he, after a slow
Dutch gaze and ruminating pause; “it vhas not all right, I belief, but
vhat vhas wrong mit her vhas right for us.”
Jimmy passed with the cabin dinner from the galley. A minute later he
arrived to report it served. I went below, and was about to sit down
when I suddenly exclaimed:
“Hark, what is that?”
“Van Laar singing,” said Greaves.
He took his seat, looking very severely, but on a sudden his face
collapsed, and he burst into a fit of laughter.
“Ye Gods, what a voice!” he cried. “He is improvising, and pretty
cleverly too. He is asking in Dutch for his dinner, _rhyming_ as he goes
along and shouting his fancies to a Dutch air. Yet shall he get no beef,
though he should sing till his windpipe splits. I am getting mighty sick
of this business. What of the sail?”
“We are rising her fairly fast and she’s heading our way. The wind is
taking off and I don’t think we shall be abreast much before another
hour.”
Van Laar ceased to sing.
“Is Jimmy an idiot?” said I, when the lad’s back was turned.
“Not at all. He is a very honest lad, with the strength of two mules in
his limbs. He has sailed with me before. I have carried him on this
voyage because of his foolishness. I did not want too much forecastle
intelligence to be dodging about my table.”
“Hark!” said I, “Van Laar is calling.”
“Captain,” roared the voice of the Dutchman, in syllables perfectly
distinct, though dulled by the bulkhead which his lungs had to
penetrate, “vhas I to hov any dinner? Dis vhas Mynheer Tulp’s ship. I
vhas sorry for you if you starf me.”
Jimmy returned.
“When did Mr. Van Laar breakfast?” said Greaves to him.
The youth looked up at the clock in the skylight, and answered
instantly:
“At one bell, master,” meaning half-past eight.
“What did he have?”
“A trayful, master,” and I noticed that the boy talked with his eyes
fixed on Galloon, while the dog looked up at him as though ready to howl
presently.
“But what did he have?”
“He had coffee, mutton chops, sights of biscuits, a tin of preserved
pork, more biscuit, master, ay, and fried bacon--twice he sent me to the
galley for fried bacon, and he was eating from one bell till hard upon
fower.”
“There are no mutton chops on board this ship,” said Greaves, “and as to
tins of preserved pork--but you will guess,” said he, looking at me,
“that the hog’s trough was liberally brimmed; and still the beast
grunts. Listen!”
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