American fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, American
“He’s from the country,” said the colonel, compassionately, “an’ hesn’t
hed the right schoolin’. P’r’aps,” continued the colonel, “he’d enjoy
the cockfight at the saloon to-night—these country boys are pretty well
up on roosters. Ask him, Tom.”
Tom put the question, and the party, in deep disgust, heard the man
reply:
“No, thank you; I think it’s cruel to make the poor birds hurt each
other.”
“Look here,” said the good-natured Bozen, “the poor lubber’s all gone in
amidships—see how flat his breadbasket is. I say, messmate,” continued
Bozen, with a roar, and a jerk of his thumb over his shoulder, “come and
splice the main-brace.”
“No, thank you,” answered the unreasonable stranger; “I don’t drink.”
The boys looked incredulously at each other, while the colonel arose and
paced the front of the saloon two or three times, looking greatly
puzzled. He finally stopped and said:
“The mizzable rat isn’t fit to be out uv doors, an’ needs takin’ keer
ov. Come here, feller,” called the colonel; “be kinder sociable—don’t
stand there a gawpin’ at us ez ef we wuz a menagerie.”
The youth approached slowly, stared through the crowd, and finally
asked:
“Is there any one here from Pawkin Centre?”
No one responded.
“Some men went out to Californy from Pawkin Centre, and I didn’t know
but some of ’em was here. I come from ther’ myself—my name’s Mix,” the
youth continued.
“Meanin’ no disrespect to your dad,” said the colonel, “Mr. Mix, Senior,
ortn’t to hev let you come out here—you ain’t strong enough—you’ll git
fever ’n ager ’fore you’ve washed dirt half a day.”
“I ain’t got no dad,” replied the stranger; “leastways he ran away ten
years ago, an’ mother had a powerful hard time since, a-bringin’ up the
young uns, an’ we thought I might help along a big sight if I was out
here.”
The colonel was not what in the States would be called a prayer-meeting
man, but he looked steadily at the young man, and inwardly breathed a
very earnest “God have mercy on you all.” Then he came back to the more
immediate present, and, looking about, asked:
“Who’s got sleepin’-room for this young man?”
“I hev,” quickly answered Grump, who had approached, unnoticed, while
the newcomer was being interviewed.
Every one started, and Grump’s countenance did not gather amiability as
he sneakingly noticed the general distrust.
“Yer needn’t glare like that,” said he, savagely; “I sed it, an’ I mean
it. Come along, youngster—it’s about the time I generally fry my pork.”
And the two beauties walked away together, while the crowd stared in
speechless astonishment.
“He won’t make much out uv that boy, that’s one comfort,” said Black
Tom, who had partially recovered from his wonder. “You ken bet yer
eye-teeth that his pockets wouldn’t pan out five dollars.”
“Then what does he want uv him?” queried Slim Sam.
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